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When a bunch of men line up shoulder to shoulder and time a massive ejaculation on a victim blindfolded some distance away. Named for the similarly to the firing squads used by the British in the late 1700s.
Paulo, Christian, Vertis and I decided to give some whore we found the British firing squad treatment.
by Glock the Cock August 3, 2015
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Yeah fuck the endgame of that shit. I’m just tryin to get my Vixen Fixin’ in before I’m ruined. Usually a hole for the soul. This time it’s some dick before the trick
by Dig Nitty April 17, 2019
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John sat alone in his garage, changing the oil on his '67 Dodge Dart. After cranking the oil pan nut once last turn, he realized he was finished. So, he looked around for a friend to high-five, but was disappointed when he remembered he was alone. Without hesitating, he began master-fiving himself. Happy ending, indeed.
by masterfiving June 8, 2019
Get the master-fiving mug.The Most Beautiful, Interesting and Kind Persona to ever exist, originally from the movie 'The Bad Guys', created by DreamWorks animation but derived from a character called Ellie from the book series of the same name.
She is the governor of California in the film but has an alias... 'The Crimson Paw', credited with stealing the 'Zimpango Diamond' once for profit and twice for fun! She wears the diamond in plain sight in a ring on her middle finger. She also went after the afamed 'Golden Dolphin', holding it in her hands with a clear escape route but looked at herself in a reflection and realised that she was just the tricky fox they always told her she was. So she decided, instead of hurting people, she would help them, by becoming the Governor.
Her fun, Charasmatic and Caring nature is what earns her the title of 'Love Of My Life'.
She is the governor of California in the film but has an alias... 'The Crimson Paw', credited with stealing the 'Zimpango Diamond' once for profit and twice for fun! She wears the diamond in plain sight in a ring on her middle finger. She also went after the afamed 'Golden Dolphin', holding it in her hands with a clear escape route but looked at herself in a reflection and realised that she was just the tricky fox they always told her she was. So she decided, instead of hurting people, she would help them, by becoming the Governor.
Her fun, Charasmatic and Caring nature is what earns her the title of 'Love Of My Life'.
by The Fox Tho August 20, 2023
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