Turd Ferguson

The identity which Burt reynolds switches to in Celebrity Jeapordy

"Turd Ferguson- its a funny name"

by Sherrif Constantine the third May 14, 2005

Fetus Pierogies

A delicious treat made by going to the nearest abortion clinic, rooting through the dumpster, grinding your spoils into a cheese-like consistency, and stuffing it into a circular piece of flattened dough. The dough is then folded over into a half circle, placed in a pot, and boiled in a mixture of hydrogen and oxygen. The delicious fetus pierogies are then ingested by the people who made them, or the people who buy "Mrs. T's".

Dude, I just bought a huge box of fetus pierogies, wanna come over and ingest them with me?

by diabolicalfritz October 11, 2009

Craig Ferguson

Scottish comedian, host of The Late Late Show on CBS.

He replaced Craig Kilbourne on January 3, 2005. He was one of four finalists running for the job as host.

He is a rather funny man. Unfortunately he shares the time slot with Conan O'Brien so it's difficult for me to watch Ferguson, but from what I've seen he is a very laid back scottish man, and it's a nice change from the typical comedian.

His show aires at 12:35 EST on CBS right after Letterman.

Billy: Is Craig Ferguson as funny as Conan O'Brien?
Me: No, but he's definately better than those tools Letterman and Leno.

by Jack Townshend June 29, 2006

fetusburger

a delicious sandwich made with the meat of an unborn human offspring.

"Yo dog, hit me up with one of them fetusburgers!!"

by plasticbagfetus February 28, 2008

fetus bong

a bong shaped like a fetus. self explanatory.

i just took a hit from the fetus bong. gooooood shit.

by Z-Machine May 23, 2008

Fetus snipe

A medical procedure also known as an abortion. With little or no risk to the health of the woman host, the fetus is effectively sniped. In this circumstance the attending doctor is referred to as a sniper.

Conducting a Fetus snipe may or may not be legal in your contry.

"Yes of course I will come over tonight, after my fetus snipe"

"Did you hear about that feminist celebrity the other week, who got fetus sniped?"

by Kaffedyr September 29, 2011

dead fetus

A noticeably protruding pooch on a chick while the rest of her body is somewhat normally built.

That chick was cute but she really needs to get rid of that dead fetus.

by therock123 July 27, 2009