Spud Farmer

A homosexual who takes multiple males in the anus, collecting spuds as he goes, and keeping them in a heshen bag.
"Give me them spuds boys"
"why thats disgusting and disrespectful to homosexuals"
"cause im your Spud Farmer you little cock boy"
by Silvwier February 09, 2010
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farmer boy

1. a cute guy, sort of a douchebag but sweet nevertheless. country of course, preferably from a state such as Louisiana, Texas, Alabama, Mississippi, Kentucky, Tennessee etc.

2.a nickname for definition 1, when you talk to and about too many guys and your friends cant remember their names so they give them descriptive nicknames.
Girl #1: oh god, you wont believe it but Billy Joe texted me the sweeeetest thing last night.

Girl#2:Who?

Girl#1: *sigh* I TOLD you about him the other dayy. You know....hes the guy, tall blonde, blue eyes, kind of country, moved from Texas...southern accent...? ring a bell?

Girl #2: Ohh yeahhh, farmer boy.
by farmerboylovah May 22, 2009
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Turtle Farmer

one who farms turtles for a living.

a light insult when you dont want to get all vulgar. Unless you want to get vulgar then you add it to a vile slew of words
Guy1: Thats not a tortoise, that's a red eared slider.

Guy2: What are you a fucking turtle farmer?

You goddamn mutha fucking shit rolling dick lactating crack licking turtle farmer
by Crunchyness April 29, 2007
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pp farmer

An osu! player who plays maps known for giving a bigger amount of performance points than others, pretty much every player that tries to climb in ranks, as noone has 100 HDHR tech maps as top plays. It's mostly used as a derogatory therm by players ranked lower than the pp farmer, to try and look down on their top plays.
10k: Look, I passed you in few months of playing and I'm close to 4 digits now!
6 digit: Pffft, pp farmer your top play is a Sotarks map...
by osutherms September 24, 2018
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farmer's bet

A bet where no wager is made. Originated within the Ukrainian farming community in northern Alberta who were well known for their penny-pinching ways.
Michael: I think it's going to rain.
Ken: Want to make a farmer's bet on that?
Michael: Sure, no loss to me!
by chillywilly69 July 16, 2012
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Ginger Farmer

An individual who only "Plows" red-heads.
Guy 1:Dude that redhead at the bar is a total grenade.
Guy2: That doesnt matter Tom will totally plow that.
Guy 1: Yuck bro no way.
Guy 2: Oh yeah He is a total ginger farmer
by NomNomD October 08, 2011
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kill farmer

Someone who plays an objective-based game mode in a shooter video game for the sole purpose of getting a high kill count to pad one's stats while completely ignoring the objective. Heavily frowned upon and borderline cheating. Kill farmers are not legit.
Dude, that douchebag is a kill farmer. His K/D is 48/7, but he has no checkpoint captures at all.
by Funkle McNigglesworth April 08, 2011
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