falaffelism

the theory of abundance of moisture in an apple. This sounds complicated but easy to understand

boy 1 :"wow this apple is so juicy".
boy 2 :"must be all the falaffelism that is taking place.

by freddy mc fredfred December 6, 2011

falala

Basically anything. Essentially it can be used as any noun or a verb in the past tense. Though it isn't a good idea to use it as a gerund.

Noun usage: Yo, I was chatting with Doug the other day and he picked up that falala and wants us to come over and check it out before we take off.

Verb usage: Sarah was so pissed that Jerry put his nose in her mouth, she falala'd his ass all night.

by Tim123456787654321234567 March 29, 2008

Failmate

When opposing forces fail to resolve their differences but successfully turn away their supporters in the process.

The Two Party System has resulted in a failmate for the Citizens of the United States of America.

by cRitterology February 23, 2009

Sloppy Falafel

To recieve oral sex from someone from arab ethnicity which is sloppy

Dude, did you hear Stephen Giles got a sloppy falafel last night

by Tom Willis1987 June 13, 2011

fagmar

A gay fag

that fagmar tried to hit on me

by =D September 12, 2003

Fagmaran

Possibly a camel with no toe,
or a toe less camel.

Lady:Hey merchant.
Merchant:What?
Lady:Why does this camel only have one toe?
Merchant:Oh!This is what they call a Fagmaran!
Lady:Cool!I'll take it!!

by J.i. B. September 28, 2008

Failmail

Failmail is the pinnacle of failure or the result of a consistant string of failures and is often used to describe someone else's helpless situation

"He's got failmail!" to describe someone in the process of failing

in a different context "What's wrong with him?" "He just recieved some failmail" or "some failmail just arrived in the post"

or can be used as an insult; "Thats a terrible idea, check your inbox for some failmail you bad"

by SabaJamal June 3, 2009