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Catastrophic Fail

Failure that approaching epic level proportions. Usually as a result of dumbass antics
Person :1 I hope this trick works

(Rides bike off a set of stairs and faceplants)

Person 2: This is what happens when you attempt something you shouldn't. This isn't epic, but you get a catastrophic fail
by The Immortal Dragon December 30, 2010
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rockband fail

dude, youre such a rockband fail. look at yourself, youre playing on easyyyy.
by ap16 January 9, 2011
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#Fail

Play on the fail that is used when something goes wrong or is bad or not up to standard.

The hashtag is common Twitter parlance, so this is predominantly used on Twitter but has broken out into everyday speech.
Just tripped up and faceplanted the coffee table #fail

Well that film was not as good as I thought it would be #fail
by Fradgepick May 31, 2012
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Condom Fail

Ksi: Wow jake paul is such a condom fail
by Ksi’s black cock August 12, 2020
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flirt n' fail

"Did you seethe girl @ the bar making eyes for me?"

"No, but watching u flirt n' fail will be the highlight of my evening."
by PepperPotz December 5, 2009
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Epic Banter Fail

A particularly disgusting phrase implying any of the following:

1. 'Epic banter' has just failed.
2. 'Banter' has just failed in an 'epic' way
3. A fresher tried to use every word they just learned at university in one go and ironically suffered an 'epic banter fail' themselves.

NB: NEVER say this.
John: "Last night was epic!"
Sophie: "Yeah, so much banter!"
Alison: "No, last night was a fail!"
Fresher: (panics) EPIC BANTER FAIL! *cough*
by pianofortepianoforte January 3, 2011
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Hialeah Fail

A whole new level of Fail, most notably found in the South Florida city of Hialeah where people use steam pots for mail boxes, park in the ramp for the handicapped, ride horses up and down 49th street, use shopping carts for grills, old people park there electrical scooters in parking spots. and when people walk into a Winn-Dixie/Publix to weigh there luggage to go to Cuba
Jim: Did you see that horse drawn carriage at La Vaquita?
John: What a Hialeah Fail
by Raymond Toranzo July 15, 2010
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