Future Ass

Ass that you predict to get in the future.

Kosta- "I'm really good at playing the guitar"
Casual Bitch- "Can you play Justin Bieber songs?"
Kosta- "BABY, BABY, BABY OHHHHHH"

(later)

Kosta- "Dude, these girls were digging my guitar skills. I'm totally getting some future ass.

George- "Nice dude, hit that shit in 2013"

by ImAThirtyFourCee August 1, 2012

Future Shuffle

The game where you ask anything that relates to the future than click shuffle on spotify or a music software and it plays a song.

Used mainly for fun

Amy: What are Jerry's true feelings about me
Sam: Want to future shuffle to find out

-
Lisa: How will my new school go
*shuffles music* *gets a sad song*
Lisa: aww..

by Overnewton l June 15, 2019

Future People

Totally mentally gifted and usually also fine as hell.

I wish I were one of the Future People

by virzas September 30, 2020

William the future

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by agasobanuye October 21, 2019

Future Echoes

Where you see something/someone in the present that looks like how something/someone will turn out in the future.

Person 1: Hey I saw this crazy cat lady on my way back home the other day, totally gave me future echoes of you!

Person 2: Just because I think cats are really cool and sweet and awesome and I want to live with them forever...

by Big Lad Ad November 29, 2012

Future-ism

A way of life for recently broken men. This way consist of not trusting women, becoming toxic towards women, as well as losing emotional attachment to women. These teachings are named after Future (or Lord Future), a rapper that was the first to be broken by the female gender.

“Yo did you cheat on your girl? Why?”
“Cause I didn’t wanna get too comfortable bro. Gotta stick to my future-ism”

by neverforget_410 March 31, 2021

Faith In The Future

Former One Direction member Louis Tomlinson's 2nd studio album that came out on November of 2022. It is vastly different from his debut (Walls) in the best way possible. It has mixes of punk, indie pop, pop and rock genres. Listen to it because it's just that good

Person: whats fitf?
Louie: Louis Tomlinson's album Faith in the Future STREAM IT NOW!!!

by totally not harry styles February 2, 2023