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funch

to fuck during and/or for lunch
Today i met my boyfriend for funch.
by ckp78 January 26, 2010
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functional dysfunctional

A person whom while able to minimally function in society, hold a job (at varying degrees of success), feed, clothe & house themselves still remain a disaster at nearly all other personal & social aspects of life.

They are your severely disturbed, paranoid and/or inappropriate coworkers, family & friends, yet remain gainfully employed, operate vehicles daily and manage to not starve to death.
Because of their multiple failed relationships and substance abuse charges, Brittney & Lindsey remain the poster children for the functional dysfunctional.
by fuzzygreysocks January 26, 2010
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funcled

When your uncle takes you down to his basement and shows you a good time and teaches you the art of the penis.
Niko was funcled by Joe.
by Nego the Negro October 1, 2020
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High Functioning Fucktard

High Functioning Fucktard, also HFF. Someone who is capable of completing simple tasks, yet is a hindrance to everyone around them in the capacity that they are a fucking moron. Also someone who is often seen wandering aimlessly while attempting to multitask with absolutely no understanding of what they are doing, generally accompanied by head scratching and odd poses with expressions of disbelief or confusion.
by Digital Brigade June 3, 2014
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Form over Function

Guy 1: Hey, what kind of computer did you get?

Guy 2: I got an apple! They look so damn sexy and they come with exclusive applications, like Safari!

Guy 1: You're a dumbass dude

Guy 2: Why?

Guy 1: All Apple does is make nice looking products, they have terrible performance issues. They're all about aesthetics, not performance. If that isn't a classic case of form over function, I don't know what is.
by JmacJeezy November 6, 2010
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functionability

An imaginary word that describes the capacity for something to work as it's designed.
I was able to listen to my cds because of the functionability of my car stereo.
by Mr. Technically February 3, 2009
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functuation

a verb meaning to funk something up
"man i just gave that geography lesson some real functuation!"
by Empo Jr May 16, 2008
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