A word defining a person who has had too much alcohol or is experiencing the effects of alcohol. See also: hammered, sloshed, shit-faced, tanked, blitzed, bombed, wrecked, drunkened, loose, tipsy, well-done, trashed, jagged up, canned, smashed, fucked-up, intoxicated, inebriated, annihilated, laced, (etc.)
by Santar April 13, 2007
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Get the Flim Flammy mug.A combination of FML (Fuck My Life) and LMAO (Laughing My Ass Off), to be used when your life is shit, but somehow you find it funny even though it sucks .
Person 1: Someone stole my bank pin and now I'm out 5k
Person 2: Are you serious? Fail.
Person 3: Yeah, fmlmao much, lol.
Person 2: Are you serious? Fail.
Person 3: Yeah, fmlmao much, lol.
by Ryan3932 January 8, 2010
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Get the Flim mug.A slang term used in the Detroit punk community for being incredibly, overwhelmingly intoxicated. Being flim-flam usually leads to embarrassing acts of public stupidity, though it can also be a lot of fun.
Steevo: "I can't believe how drunk you were last night."
Wally: "Yeah I was up at the Comet Bar and Dan got me all flim-flam."
or
Wally: "Dude, you're all flim-flam. You're not driving home."
Steevo: "Fuck you man, (hiccup) I'll do what I want. You're not my mom... (hiccup).... I'm tha besht driver in thiss city... (hiccup/puke/pass out)"
Wally: "Yeah I was up at the Comet Bar and Dan got me all flim-flam."
or
Wally: "Dude, you're all flim-flam. You're not driving home."
Steevo: "Fuck you man, (hiccup) I'll do what I want. You're not my mom... (hiccup).... I'm tha besht driver in thiss city... (hiccup/puke/pass out)"
by WallyJoeFootpowder February 26, 2010
Get the flim-flam mug.An emo who thinks that their life is so bad that they must in fact say "fuck my life" on an online forum. This brand of human also thinks they have the hardest job in the world, and that the world is against THEM and NOT the poor children starving in an African slum.
Today, all this bad stuff happened to me, and I found a website that I can sit on all night, and whinge about all the bad things that happened to me. Then I can go and cry myself to sleep, because my life is no longer worth living and I'm a Fmlemo. FML.
by beats27 September 1, 2009
Get the Fmlemo mug.(On Monday) Teacher: You will have a huge test on Friday, counting for 80% of your grade!
(On Friday) Kid: What day is it? ...Friday? I have a test today! I didn't study! FMLIF!
(On Friday) Kid: What day is it? ...Friday? I have a test today! I didn't study! FMLIF!
by JoMan112 March 5, 2011
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