FMLIM

Abreviation of Fuck My Life Its Monday

Usually used when someone wakes up on a monday morning or when someone is with their freinds and it suddenly dawns on them it is a monday

Person 1: Hey man, wanna go to McDona...

Person 2: Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiittttttt!!!!

Person 1: What?!?!?!?

Person 2: FMLIM, I hate mondays -.-

by Cookie848 March 2, 2011

Filimoeatu

A sex move in which a man massages a woman's anus with a leg of greased chicken before proceeding to eat the chicken out of her anus, later using the saliva as a lubricant to perform anal while repeatedly penetrating the woman's vagina with the chicken bone.

"I forgot to get my missus a present for Valentine's day, so when we were getting hot and heavy later I decided to give her a Filimoeatu"

by George Makrakis May 13, 2014

Filimon

the most loving person you will ever meet. fills the room like the glorious effervescence of a light bulb.

Elli: "whoa did you just feel the room light up?"
Tom: "yeah, that girl holds the Filimon aura"
Elli: "totally"

by lightiee February 5, 2010

Flimba

A word for teenage girl drama in school, university or young adolescent life

“They are having a flimba at the moment”
“We’re involved in a flimba”

by Lophie September 27, 2019

Flim-Flam

Flim-flam
An expression of being scammed, swindled, or cheated on.

Past example: flim-flamned

Example 1:

Tony: "he so thick I can't wait to flim-flam him into thinking I'm his friend"

Tom: "then that's when we will lead him into the trap"

Example 2:

Jay: "Tommy's English!"

Ray: "No you foul he's a crypto-Jew he reads the Talmud. You've been Flim-Flamned"

by One Large September 3, 2019

philadelphia flim flam

A philly flim flam is when you take a ballon filled with nitrous and while pinching off the top of the balloon you apply a liberal amount of cocaine.
Then you do the balloon straight up your nose.
enjoy.

Hey bro ya wanna bang a Philadelphia flim flam?
Philly Flim Flam.

by that_guy_rules January 24, 2014

flimsy koboyashi

The act of sticking a hot dog up the vagina, pulling it out and consuming it in the acts of sexual intercourse.

Joey enjoyed the sweet taste of the flimsy koboyashi as she slipped it out and into his mouth.

by Cpitch January 9, 2009