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Abreviation of Fuck My Life Its Monday

Usually used when someone wakes up on a monday morning or when someone is with their freinds and it suddenly dawns on them it is a monday

Person 1: Hey man, wanna go to McDona...

Person 2: Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiittttttt!!!!

Person 1: What?!?!?!?

Person 2: FMLIM, I hate mondays -.-

FMLIM by Cookie848 March 2, 2011

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Filimoeatu

A sex move in which a man massages a woman's anus with a leg of greased chicken before proceeding to eat the chicken out of her anus, later using the saliva as a lubricant to perform anal while repeatedly penetrating the woman's vagina with the chicken bone.

"I forgot to get my missus a present for Valentine's day, so when we were getting hot and heavy later I decided to give her a Filimoeatu"

Filimoeatu by George Makrakis May 13, 2014

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Filimon

the most loving person you will ever meet. fills the room like the glorious effervescence of a light bulb.

Elli: "whoa did you just feel the room light up?"
Tom: "yeah, that girl holds the Filimon aura"
Elli: "totally"

Filimon by lightiee February 5, 2010

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Flimba

A word for teenage girl drama in school, university or young adolescent life

“They are having a flimba at the moment”
“We’re involved in a flimba”

Flimba by Lophie September 27, 2019

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Flim-Flam

Flim-flam
An expression of being scammed, swindled, or cheated on.

Past example: flim-flamned

Example 1:

Tony: "he so thick I can't wait to flim-flam him into thinking I'm his friend"

Tom: "then that's when we will lead him into the trap"

Example 2:

Jay: "Tommy's English!"

Ray: "No you foul he's a crypto-Jew he reads the Talmud. You've been Flim-Flamned"

Flim-Flam by One Large September 3, 2019

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philadelphia flim flam

A philly flim flam is when you take a ballon filled with nitrous and while pinching off the top of the balloon you apply a liberal amount of cocaine.
Then you do the balloon straight up your nose.
enjoy.

Hey bro ya wanna bang a Philadelphia flim flam?
Philly Flim Flam.

philadelphia flim flam by that_guy_rules January 24, 2014

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flimsy koboyashi

The act of sticking a hot dog up the vagina, pulling it out and consuming it in the acts of sexual intercourse.

Joey enjoyed the sweet taste of the flimsy koboyashi as she slipped it out and into his mouth.

flimsy koboyashi by Cpitch January 9, 2009

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Frothability

The measure of an emotional and over zealous consumer in an upwardly charging market, also known as a bull market. It's characterized by rising asset prices, increased investor confidence, and favorable growth in the markets, bro.

The frothability was evident as over-zealous consumers eagerly engaged in bidding wars, driving property prices to unsustainable levels reminiscent of previous speculative bubbles.

Frothability by cptn.kagaroo1 January 26, 2024

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Soul digger

A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.

"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."

Soul digger by anonymous November 11, 2026

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pod person

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.

The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.

pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005

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dead drop

A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.

"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."

dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008

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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.

You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.

No Surprises Wedding by dbdefenestrate August 27, 2023

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ulzzang

Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.

"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"

ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008

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