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Abreviation of Fuck My Life Its Monday

Usually used when someone wakes up on a monday morning or when someone is with their freinds and it suddenly dawns on them it is a monday
Person 1: Hey man, wanna go to McDona...

Person 2: Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiittttttt!!!!

Person 1: What?!?!?!?

Person 2: FMLIM, I hate mondays -.-
FMLIM by Cookie848 March 2, 2011
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Filimoeatu

A sex move in which a man massages a woman's anus with a leg of greased chicken before proceeding to eat the chicken out of her anus, later using the saliva as a lubricant to perform anal while repeatedly penetrating the woman's vagina with the chicken bone.
"I forgot to get my missus a present for Valentine's day, so when we were getting hot and heavy later I decided to give her a Filimoeatu"
Filimoeatu by George Makrakis May 13, 2014
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FMLIM flim flam flim Flimp flimby flimsy flime felim Filimon Flimble
the most loving person you will ever meet. fills the room like the glorious effervescence of a light bulb.
Elli: "whoa did you just feel the room light up?"
Tom: "yeah, that girl holds the Filimon aura"
Elli: "totally"
Filimon by lightiee February 5, 2010
A word for teenage girl drama in school, university or young adolescent life
“They are having a flimba at the moment
“We’re involved in a flimba”
Flimba by Lophie September 27, 2019

Flim-Flam 

Flim-flam
An expression of being scammed, swindled, or cheated on.

Past example: flim-flamned
Example 1:

Tony: "he so thick I can't wait to flim-flam him into thinking I'm his friend"

Tom: "then that's when we will lead him into the trap"

Example 2:

Jay: "Tommy's English!"

Ray: "No you foul he's a crypto-Jew he reads the Talmud. You've been Flim-Flamned"
Flim-Flam by One Large September 3, 2019

philadelphia flim flam 

A philly flim flam is when you take a ballon filled with nitrous and while pinching off the top of the balloon you apply a liberal amount of cocaine.
Then you do the balloon straight up your nose.
enjoy.
Hey bro ya wanna bang a Philadelphia flim flam?
Philly Flim Flam.

flimsy koboyashi 

The act of sticking a hot dog up the vagina, pulling it out and consuming it in the acts of sexual intercourse.
Joey enjoyed the sweet taste of the flimsy koboyashi as she slipped it out and into his mouth.
flimsy koboyashi by Cpitch January 9, 2009
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
Word of the Day on September 16, 2026
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