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FLUSH FLOOD

Similiar to a flash flood but occurs when the person in the stall next to you is on the shatter and has wiped many times but is arrogant enough to attempt a sitting flush an in turn clogs the toilet causing it to overflow and enter your stall rapidly and without warning.
Yo, did you see Alberto's Timberlands covered in toilet paper and water? I heard he was sitting next to Bob when a FLUSH FLOOD occured around 9 AM.
by SausageLinks October 13, 2022
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the great flood

When you don't masturbate for a few weeks and you blow your load
by DiehlWithIt March 11, 2015
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preparing for the flood

*nerd walks by wearing high waters*

Yo, check out that nerd! I bet he's preparing for the flood!
by zachnnn December 12, 2008
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Meat Flood

You are fucking a diseased, underachieved slut bucket in the shitter, and then all of the sudden she releases her bowels causing her to shit corn chowder out both ends of her asshole. You are so shocked, so petrified, that it gives you a strange turn-on, which causes you to keep fucking that filthy, stool stained can.
Oh damn, this stupid hoe just had a meat flood. Oh well, guess I'll just keep fucking.
by Somebody March 31, 2005
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The Flood

ohhhh no the flood, dont bleed on me!
by dr. CHAOS October 18, 2003
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Inbox Flood

When you comment on a facebook status/post/photo and then loads of other people have conversations or comment complete irrelivent things which you can't be a part of because you either don't know the other people commenting or don't care ( probably the most likely )
Josh " I hate these Inbox Floods , i don't even know these fucking people !!! "

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Josh " That poor girl commenting on your status , as the Dons of facebook we gave that bitch a inbox flood !! "

Adam " I know , it's because we care so much "
by JPetrelli17 June 29, 2009
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Flash Flood

Sneak up on a person and jizz on their face and yell "FLASH FLOOD!!"
Mike snuck up on Suzan and yelled "FLASH FLOOD!!"
by Filthy Fetus Face October 7, 2008
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