flibbet

Pressing face to flesh and exhaling sharply, creating the audible equivalent of a wet fart. Also known as a zerbert. A fun and gentle way to torture your kids.

<Dad> I'm coming to give you a flibbet!
<Kid> No! No! No!
<Dad> Here I come!
<Kid> No! <starts running away>
<Dad> I'm gonna get you! <runs after kid>
<a chase ensues, Dad catches the Kid, picks him up, presses his face to the kid's belly and blows.>
<flibbet>
<Kid> Ha ha ha ha ha!
<Dad> Heh heh! I got you!

by Anonymous Bernheim February 1, 2005

Flibberdick

Someone who can't get it up.

Haha that fool has a flibberdick, sucks for him and really sucks for his girl, guess we're going to have to help her with her needs.

by Joe & Trev February 1, 2009

Flibb

The name for any useful yet non-existant software product that the user believes should exist, with the intent of making fun of actually existing products that have dumb names with no real meaning (i.e. Hulu, Bing, Skype).

Did you download Flibb yet? Flibb has everything, even the internet.

Skype is so last year; download Flibb on your iThing right now or get the hell out of Starbucks!

I wish I could download YouTube videos easily. Someday Flibb will have that.

by Omega Man December 17, 2012

flibbertigibit

A stupid person who is very dim-witted.

The blonde flibbertigibit thought that President Lincoln was the first president of America because his face is on the penny.

by someone in October 29, 2005

flibberty gibbert

a liar, developed from the word fib.

Oooh, you flibberty gibbert it's never 8 inches

by Les70 September 26, 2008

flibble

Rubbish, balderdash, etc.

Don't give me that flibble.

by Jordie June 27, 2005

flibbity

Onomatopoeia - The sound one makes when procuring something in a surprising fashion.

Noun form - To flibbity - The procure something in a surprising fashion.

"Flibbity"! exclaimed Andrew, as he quickly pulled a burrito from his pocket.

by Cappadocias June 22, 2009