pre-festival cramming

The intense amount of musical cramming done right before a music festival. It requires long hours of surfing, looking up for song lyrics, reading about band biographies and downloading. With the shitload of bands entering the music scene every year, this is especially common among the metal music listeners.

A: I'm going to this festival, and I have no idea what half of the bands sound like!
B: Why the hell are you going then? Well if you must, I bet you've got to do some pre-festival cramming.

by lillerarekalkun October 21, 2012

Dog Festival Directions

If you want to eat some dog I have good news
There's an annual dog festival
Where you can eat all the dog you want
And it's located in Yulin Guangxi China
And the festival spans about ten days
With 15000 dogs consumed
And it goes from the 21st to the 30th of June
I just wanna let you know Im just trying to be a bro
So you first take a flight to Guangzhou China
Once you get off at that airport
You wanna ask around for the Guangxi provincial bus
And it costs 20 US dollars
And its a four and a half hour ride
And you get off at Maoming West
Just remember Maoming West
Now you might have to stay there a full night
Depending on the time you arrive
Because the next bus that goes to Yulin
Only runs like once a day
And you have to buy another ticket
Its about another 22 bucks
But from there it goes straight to Yulin
Soon enough you'll be eating some dog
Now there are about 8 available hotels in Yulin
I'm checking online now
I suggest the Yulin Lijing International Hotel
Offering a sauna and fitness center
Wow it's not too bad at all
Never mind it's 50 bucks a night
But with free complementary breakfast
And a free cancelation fee
So it's not a bad as I thought
When you're ready the concierge will know
Exactly which festival you're talking about
And he or she will give you directions
So, take a cab
But don't get ripped off
If you're white they'll charge you double
I shit you not
But anyways enjoy your flight
Goodbye
Enjoy the dog festival

Man I wish I had Directions to the dog festival

well listen to Dog festival directions

by Neopolitan! November 4, 2022

echo music festival

one full weekend of drugs sex and music. over 80 bands play and it is quite similar to bonaroo. held south of atlanta, ga. started in 2007. very hot days and very cold nights.

we were totally jamming to like every band at the echo music festival, we were so tired by monday!

by lauren6190 October 30, 2007

Electronic daisy festival

A festival for normfags, featuring: hot girls, herpes, overcrowded bathrooms, and mainstreamed dnb, minimal, trance edm sets.

Hey you going to electronic daisy festival this year? Nope, what...why not? If i am going to a rave, i at least want a comfortable head change not an overcrowded one.

by crackenberry October 29, 2017

Railroad Days Festival

The Louisiana Railroad Days Festival is a festival held annually in DeQuincy, Louisiana during the 2nd weekend in April. The Railroad Festival has been the highlight of the year in DeQuincy since it first begun in 1983. The festival celebrates DeQuincy’s rich history and railroad heritage, along with the present role of the railroad industry in the city of DeQuincy, as well as the region and the state. It is held in the center of town on the grounds surrounding the DeQuincy Railroad Museum (1923 KCS Depot).

The festival starts on Thursday afternoon and ends late Saturday night. There’s always a bunch of rides, carnival games, food booths, church booths, activities, and live entertainment. There’s also a flea market, a children’s bicycle parade early on Friday, a big parade through town on Friday afternoon, and a concert every evening, with the biggest one on Saturday night. The festival is family oriented, no alcohol, and is admission free, making it one of the most family friendly festivals in Louisiana.

We bought a whole roll of tickets for the Louisiana Railroad Days Festival this year, we’re going to ride ourselves sick!

The Railroad Festival is like DeQuincy’s favorite and most observed “holiday”, next to Christmas. The whole town shuts down on the weekend of the festival.

by Reagan_4257 October 31, 2018

Ice Festival

A rascist term harkening back to the annual festival of certain native groups in northern Russia wherein non-native ethicities were rounded up and spanked mercilessly. More recently, the term has been adopted by certain neo-nazi groups in the southwestern portions of the United States.

"Olga gave that new Pakistani at work an Ice Festival. Snaps!"

or

"Did you see Hanz and Franz showing that little chinese guy the Ice Festival? He's definitely going to have the redass tomorrow."

by yoursoninlaw January 12, 2009

Asgardsrei festival

Annual underground music festival which used to take place in Moscow, Russia from 2012 to 2013, moved to Kiev, Ukraine since 2014. The Asgardsrei festival mainly hosts several underground black metal / heavy metal bands. The festival took its name from 1999 album released by Absurd, a notable German pagan black metal band. Asgardsrei festival was founded by Alexey Levkin, and organized by Militant Zone record label. It is often associated with the NSBM scene.
List of notable bands that have ever performed and featured:
M8L8TH (Russia),

Nokturnal Mortum, Akvlt (Ukraine),

Peste Noire, Baise Ma Hache (France),

Dark Fury, Sunwheel, Selbstmord (Poland),

Satanic Warmaster, Goatmoon (Finland),

Absurd, Stahlfront, Nordglanz (Germany),

Terrorsphära (Austria),

Frangar (Italy),
Der Stürmer, Wodulf, Acherontas (Greece)

Judging from their, it must be a very fun underground music festival to attend. I wonder if Asgardsrei festival will be held again soon on 2021 so forth after the pandemic ends.

by KisaragiHina313 April 17, 2021