Fap block

Stopping a person from masturbating, when they either want to or were in the middle of the act, by simply being present. Similar to a cock block.

Guy 1: "Dude I caught my brother with his pants down looking at his desktop... It was weird"
Guy 2: "Aww man, not cool, you totally fap blocked him."

by rcMeta January 22, 2012

Fap Salad

The act of ejaculating on your salad for a nice dressing to give to your loved one or spouse. Makes a good side for a meal!

"Hey Jenny what do u have for lunch?"
"Henry made me a big bowl of fap salad!"

by Dick Thieman December 23, 2012

Fap Bastard

A person who was unintentionally conceived through masturbatory semen.

Fuck off Mike. Your mother sat on a pile of cum on a toilet seat at a barn party back in '92 which consequently produced you. You're just a filthy fap bastard.

by JamieB123 November 1, 2014

Fap or Tap

The decision that needs to be decided before starting some hot sex. Do you want the moist vag, or do you want the convenience of your hand? Usually debated because of one or more of the following:

1.) Laziness
2.) Time
3.) Gayness

Girl: I'm wet. Do me!
Boy: Aughh... it's 4 A.M.!
Girl: Pleaaaaaaaaaaaase!!
Boy: Oh great. Do I fap or tap, fap or tap...

by YapmelkXela October 2, 2009

fap worthy

Means porn pictures or regular hot pictures of a hot guy or girl thats worth masturbating to.

Girl: Hey I got my modelin pix.

Boy: DaYUM WOMAN! These fine pictures of you are fap worthy!

by anthone February 6, 2006

fap scramble

n. or v. the act of closing porn browser windows, putting the lotion away, throwing socks or tissues out of sight, and pulling up your pants up when you hear someone coming towards you whilst you are fapping

"If you're in your room and you hear someone coming just fap scramble like a boss!"

"Dude, I was in my room yesterday fapping to mildly suggestive Facebook pics when i heard someone opening the the door. I almost fap scrambled in time... My mom caught me looking at pics of my cousin's beach party. FML"

by courtesy of /r9k/ February 14, 2012

Fap map

Female version of wank bank

Hey girl did you see Magic Mike last night. Yeah hun, permanently marked on my fap map.

by Fap map October 6, 2017