Catastrophic Fail

Failure that approaching epic level proportions. Usually as a result of dumbass antics

Person :1 I hope this trick works

(Rides bike off a set of stairs and faceplants)

Person 2: This is what happens when you attempt something you shouldn't. This isn't epic, but you get a catastrophic fail

by The Immortal Dragon December 30, 2010

rockband fail

playing on easy difficulty.

dude, youre such a rockband fail. look at yourself, youre playing on easyyyy.

by ap16 January 9, 2011

Condom Fail

Jake paul

Ksi: Wow jake paul is such a condom fail

by Ksi’s black cock August 12, 2020

flirt n' fail

exactly what it sounds like.

"Did you seethe girl @ the bar making eyes for me?"

"No, but watching u flirt n' fail will be the highlight of my evening."

by PepperPotz December 5, 2009

Epic Banter Fail

A particularly disgusting phrase implying any of the following:

1. 'Epic banter' has just failed.
2. 'Banter' has just failed in an 'epic' way
3. A fresher tried to use every word they just learned at university in one go and ironically suffered an 'epic banter fail' themselves.

NB: NEVER say this.

John: "Last night was epic!"
Sophie: "Yeah, so much banter!"
Alison: "No, last night was a fail!"
Fresher: (panics) EPIC BANTER FAIL! *cough*

by pianofortepianoforte January 3, 2011

Hialeah Fail

A whole new level of Fail, most notably found in the South Florida city of Hialeah where people use steam pots for mail boxes, park in the ramp for the handicapped, ride horses up and down 49th street, use shopping carts for grills, old people park there electrical scooters in parking spots. and when people walk into a Winn-Dixie/Publix to weigh there luggage to go to Cuba

Jim: Did you see that horse drawn carriage at La Vaquita?
John: What a Hialeah Fail

by Raymond Toranzo July 15, 2010

Fail burger

Pittsburgh based resturant Eat-n-Park has a black angus american grill burger on it menu in which it hypes up to be the best thing to come along since sliced bread and the invention of the wheel. When in all actuality it is the void of taste, small and unfilling, overpriced, and severd on buttered toast instead of a bun. The burger at one time was ok(not great), but as time went on it has turned into an uneatable mound of grease and oil on wet toast that pigs would have trouble eating, not to be critical just saying.

Eat-n-Park's new fail burger will leave you unsatisfied and with a hole in your wallet.

by TV CAR May 11, 2010