Rogue erection

An extremely uncomfortable and untimely erection, usually occuring just before one is about to stand up. Makes abrupt trasitions from a seated position to walking almost impossible.

"I was already late to work but a rogue erection I experienced as I was pulling in the parking lot cost me my job."

by R.H. Sweaters November 14, 2009

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Deception Erection

When ur dick bulge is big but when u whip it out it's small

My girl thought my dick was huge but then realized its was a Deception Erection.

by FarOutGalaxy June 23, 2018

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rectal erection

where the act of one inserts a condom into the anus and begins to fill it with expansion foam

"I had a serious rectal erection the other night"

by budandjeff March 26, 2019

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Erection Selection

Erection Selection: When a gentleman presents a number of options with which to provide dick to a lady.

Doorman: Hey baby, want to see my erection selection I got for you?

Victoria: Why not, any bendy ones?

Doorman: You like dat baby...

by MrTheMeist May 11, 2016

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Morning Erection

Something that makes me wanna cum when I wake up

I keep getting morning erections and end up having cum all over my cock

by SingleForeverTW July 13, 2021

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Erection Deception

When meeting a person online or in a video game posing as a female to get money or items, and later turns out to be a man.

John: Man, I met this girl on WoW the other night. We sexted for hours.
Rick: You mean Superhotty6969? Yeah, pretty sure that's a dude.
John: No way, I think my junk would know if it was a dude.
Rick: Sounds like erection deception to me.

by ZomBGrrrrl November 2, 2014

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