Egor Connoli

A stupid gay retard that has no friends

Did you hear about that kid Egor Connoli, he is a stupid gay retard

by Egor Connoli hater May 23, 2020

encoregasm

An orgasm experienced during masturbation or intercourse that followed a prior orgasm which occured 30 minutes or less beforehand.

That hooker was so good she gave me an encoregasm.

by Pathetic White Guy February 17, 2012

Deepthroat Encore

When a guy is is receiving oral-sex and the penis is fully inserted in the partners mouth. The penis touches the throat, and often makes the person gag. As the deepthroating continues and the guy climaxes in the throat, it is said that they experienced a Deepthroat Encore.

Guy1: Dude, last night was amazing! I got a deepthroat encore. I get the chills just thinking about.

Guy2: No way! I envy you.

by EBonjovi July 28, 2011

Encore Job

A new way for male sexual enjoyment - just get someone (or you) to clap once (really powerful clap) on your penis.

Also known as a clap job.

Guy: I'm not in the mood for a blowjob.
Girl: Handjob?
Guy: Nah.

Girl: Then what do you want?
Guy: Encore job.
Girl: Wha-?
Guy: Just clap on my penis and cover your ears with your arms.

by ROFLcopturds March 1, 2010

Parking enforcement

Basically a nice way of saying "parking duty". These usually consist of lazy or fat cops who don't have what it takes to be a real cop on patrol. These are usually the little bastards that give you parking tickets because it is pretty much their only jurisdiction.

Wife; How was work?
Husband; Good
Wife; What'd you do? Did you get any arrest?
Husband; Yeah, I arrested someone for stealing a traffic cone.
Wife; That's lame
Husband; Honey I was on parking enforcement though because I don't have what it takes to be a real cop.
Wife; That's alright, you've already proved in the bedroom that you didn't have what it takes.
Husband; !!!!!

by Crediblesea June 2, 2018

furnace of endor

First entered the vernacular on Metroboards.com. This term, taken from the name of an old Confederate-owned iron smelting furnace in Lee County, refers to the processes of the human digestive tract and the resulting noxious gaseous emmisions. Allusions to the odour of burnt Ewok hair and flesh are apparent.

"I'd better sleep on the couch, honey; those tacos will have the furnace of endor smelting all night."

by grain wetski July 18, 2006

engrave

basically, to cut oneself. engraving is the same thing as cutting, it's just another word for it. one might use it instead of the word "cut" to keep their self-mutilating habits a secret. this word is not too well known but it's gonna be a hit once everyone starts using it.

Yo dude, I feel like engraving right now. (nobody will get it..see?!)

"dude, that hurt my feelings", "go engrave, you pussy"

by mikeneusch July 20, 2008