Emmitt

Emmitt thinks he is a terrible guy.But some say he’s not.Some girls like him.But the he likes doesn’t like him. If you meet an Emmitt leave him because he’s going to try for the girl he’s always liked.

Person 1: Who’s that?
Person2: He’s an Emmitt he dumbed a girl because he’s been chasing after this one girl since kindergarten

by Cubslover December 4, 2019

Emitus

Emitus is a known disease, in which the infected has continuous excessive use of the letter "M." This is not an averagely deathly disease, however, in severe cases the infected just might annoy someone who they are talking to to a point of violence. Emitus is extremely infectious.

Doctor: "I'm sorry miss, your son has just been diagnosed with Emitus."

"Whoa man, you said so many words with the letter M in that sentence, you must have Emitus or something...get away from me."

by Ryan Simpson May 10, 2008

empitome

word misspelled by a bigger douche than the douches he was defaming for spelling it epitomy.

Epitome is the word

Buddyroe360 is in fact the epitome of greatness.....Not the empitome

by Buddyroe360 May 6, 2010

emitigate

The process of actively defusing an unpleasant situation by blaming an individual (or specific group of individuals) for the hardship in a manner that others can't seem to resist following along with.

"Hitler certainly did emitigate the socioeconomic effects of World War 1 in Germany. Unfortunately, the Jews were less than successful at this game."

by supertoast May 18, 2013

Emoitry

Bad poetry written by Emo people.

Emo Pete just wrote some new emoitry:

"Oh foul Goaste
Thou mocks me at every turn
Your gape becomes the horror
In which I attempt to escape
But no avail..."

Then I punched him in the gut and he fell to the floor yelling "Oww! My self-confidence!"

by 404NotFound October 24, 2003

Emit

Emit is a godly figure located at the Forum's of Flashindustries.com. He has been an admin, a mod, and has even been banned at one point in time. All users along the internets should look up to Emit as the perfect forum user.

1. "The username Emit is already in use."

by Flashindustries October 1, 2007

Emit

A Cornish derogatory term for a tourist or newcomer, especially those that have a second home.

I hate living in Newquay, you can't move in the summer because it's full of emits!

by kernowbysvyken July 21, 2006