doofusified

The result of anything done by a doofus}.

"We could not make heads or tails of the report. It was doofusified by Bob."

by Brian Broderick (Dewey) June 4, 2005

donkus poncus

When you receive a dm from a girl asking for a dick pick and refusing. About an hour later she dm's your friend saying you were dating for a year, even though you have a girl friend, and you are also transgender.

This girl asked for a dic pic but it turned into a donkus poncus.

by bluooooooooooop September 16, 2020

doofuslicker

to lick an incredicbly stupid and badly hygeined person.

you are a fucking doofuslicker

by shawn micheal August 1, 2007

Doofus laugh

This is a chuckle that sounds like the way a bobble-head doll would laugh after being tweaked. It has a certain amount of Mortimer Snerd in it. When the doofus executes this laugh correctly, said doofus will tend to drool on himself and possibly others. This is not a problem unless the entity who is drooled upon is a carrier of the Doofus gene. What happens then, you don't even want to know. But because this is a dictionary, I have to tell you.

A genetic match of drool and fool results in reverse cool. It's not a pretty sight. For example, the doofusse's (or Doofigh's) very existence can implode. In this implosion one can break out into slobbering tears like Rep. John Boehner did recently. That was a fine example of a Doofus laugh "gone south AND sissy."

by the pro from dover January 14, 2011

Dooku

Money, the green, payola, cheddar, cheese.

Used a lot in Europe/The Netherlands by the black community.

As in "Hey Ho, where's my Dooku?" I want all my Dooku, not some, not half, but all my Muthafukin Dooku! *Slap!*

by v1nce November 27, 2003

Dooku

An infuriating tyranical woman with a hairy mole

Dooku advised I be more enthusiastic while doing all her work, so I enthusiastically bludgeoned her with my Lexmark printer

by APD June 18, 2004

doofus

Slang term for vagina, usually used by children, replaces pee-pee. (Also see doofie)

I go pee-pee with my doofus.
Or
I fell off my rollerskates and hurt my doofus.

by Krystal January 8, 2007