[Doofus] Tooth

A hands-free cell phone device that attaches to the ear and makes the user look like a robo-asshole as he walks around annoying others.

I was in line at the grocery store and some dip-shit with a doofus tooth was talking behind me. I started to talk to him like he was talking to me. That interrupted his conversation so he got torqued-off and went to another line.

by cattnipp October 16, 2008

Doffer

Fat Gay nigga lover cheese

i have become a doffer, i have failed

by Greenpuggie November 19, 2019

dogfuck

v.

1. To annoy people consistently over a long period of time.
2. To be useless and screw up completely.

Person1 : "LOL! Look at the video. He is climbing the windows and snatching people up."
Person2 : "Wait, that looks like Nelson, my classmate in high school. He is just dogfuck."
Person1 : "He just got caught."
Person2: "Still dogfuck as hell."
Person1: "I know, right."

by DeathcureKat June 10, 2020

dofunky

A person that has no idea what they are doing and are in the way of normal daily life.

Look at that dofunky driving in the wrong lane, they are going to cause an accident!

by Chickenchick468 November 3, 2020

Doofus

Doofus. Someone who is extremely intelligent and good looking. Usually referring to someone named “Nicholas”.

Nicholas is a doofus. Jessica is the opposite of doofus.

by Ahaidbdidnf May 4, 2022

Sound Diffusion

Shitist Module run at Kingston university

Many say it equals a massive headache and it is not worth the time and effort for its pass grade.

Sound Diffusion is Gash!

by Paul Archbold May 16, 2010

Mac Daddy Doofus

The essence of vintage fresh

Mac daddy doofus is bringin' it back, ya'll.

by Traina August 23, 2011