Distancelexia

A defect of the eye in which a person looks appealing and fit from a distance but upon closer view becomes less attractive.

Wow that girl got a fat ass ...wait, no she don't, it looks like a bag of rice puddin' up close. Damn Distancelexia!

by 5entral88 November 16, 2016

Distance Learning

a dumb thing that schools do during quarantine to piss their students off

Student 1: Man I Hate Distance Learning
Student 2: Same Bro

by idiot face 69 June 5, 2020

Distractible

A funny podcast hosted every monday by Mark Fischbach (Markiplier), Wade Barnes (LordMinion777) and Bob Muyskens (muyskerm) where they talk about various, often hypothetical topics.

I heard of this totally original podcast where 3 dudes talk about random shit. It’s called Distractible!

by definitionbestower December 5, 2022

Long Distance Yawn

A long distance yawn occurs when a person takes a video of themselves yawning and sends it to someone else who proceeds to yawn after seeing it.

"Dude, take a video me yawning and text it to someone."

"What the fuck for?"

"Cuz then they'd yawn, itd be funny."

"A long distance yawn!"

"Exactly!"

by BWG_wsu January 25, 2010

Mexican distributor

When someone vomits after too much tequila.

Billy became a mexican distributor last night after that last shot of tequila.

by Jizzle Jammer December 29, 2010

cultural distraction

A cultural distraction is due to cultural activities that are practiced by one culture but has also become an activity for other cultures although it doesn't really pertain to their own culture or doesn't really matter, really.

"Do we really have to participate in this cultural distraction of Chinese New Year's again? Really? Why are we celebrating their New Year again? Are we going to end up buying trinkets for things we don't really believe in? I think this is all a marketing ploy to sell trinkets every year.

by TellItLikeItIs. January 19, 2015

Hauppauge District

A school that is nice on the outside, but pretty messed up within. There are either the popular (that all suck it’s like a movie lol not kidding), the whores, the druggies, the really nice and smart kids,
Mutual , skaters, and emos. Nobody in the middle school wants to be there. There is enough drama and bullshit in that school the recreate all the reality tv shows in America. We haven’t won homecoming in 9 years yet we still set off fireworks to celebrate another disappointment of a Hauppauge sports team. Pretty much the only team that does well is wrestling and or volleyball. There music program is great yet not much appreciated by the students that don’t participate and everyday is either a scene from mean girls and or real housewives or who the hell cares. 7th and 8th graders are the worst;They think they own the town even though they’re all bitches who run home to there mom and dads when they don’t get they’re way. Almost everyone there is self centered uncaring pieces of shit who think they’re bad ass cause they smoke weed and drink alcoho

“Hauppauge is up by 28 points”
“Oh well guess they’re not going to win again”
“Hauppauge District sucks they will never win”

by Sharks.r.fun May 31, 2018