Double Pipe Disaster

When you think that you will be blessed with a double pipe classic and it turns sour. You end up sharting and vomiting at the same time leaving you sad and in pain

After a 60 hour bender in the Poconos Nick underwent a double pipe disaster at 5:30am and immediately got in the shower to cry and sleep

by TheNickR May 2, 2022

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disasterpiece

Portmanteau of "disaster" and "masterpiece".

Bill accidentally put his vacation snapshots in the sales presentation he gave to our executive team today. It was a total disasterpiece.

by ironyman47 July 12, 2011

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Disaster pants

1.) The act of, moreso, the event when, one craps in their pants. Uncontrolably, with no warning, in public. With no hopes of a cover-up

"I knew i should have gave my explosive diaharrea another day, I was walking to the store and WHAM, disaster pants. I didn't even want to go home it was so bad. I think some actually wound up in my shoe."

by Thepeezy September 20, 2014

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dicspañol

(noun) A linguistic expert fluent in the dialect of fellatio.

"Dude, I gave this drunk chick a ride home from the bar last night and she wouldn't stop talking dicspañol. I just wanted to fall asleep when we got to her house."

by Axe grinderdragon June 10, 2016

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BP Disaster

Create Texas pipeline. Place in rectum and pop inside ass, creating mass destruction and plentiful orgasms

Person 1: Baby I love the feel of your shit in my ass. The thought of pooping your poop makes me so damn horny!

Person 2: I'm glad we finally found something we both share equally. And next time I want to felch you after I give you the BP Disaster.

by LordBroseidon September 26, 2012

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