dildo

the best thing that happened to the human race...shove in a female vagina (or anus) or a male anus.

1 She broke up with her boyfriend because his penis was too small to her dildo

2 He shoved the big black dildo in his anus with great pleasure and kept at it all night

by tiffboobs June 6, 2009

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dildo

Similar to a reference to a guy as a tool, but thinks he can get laid. Usually rejected or played by women. Too concerned about what women think to enter reality.

That guys a fucking dildo.

by leonardishere July 6, 2011

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dildo

a rubber device shaped like an erect penis. It may be used in place of a missing game piece.

"Yes, that is indeed a dildoI use as a substitute for the missing chessman,"said Robert.

by JMC70 August 25, 2017

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A dildo

A stupid but good looking male that can only be used for one thing.

She likes a dildo, not men that think for themselves.

by NikeT1138 August 23, 2021

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(noun) a penis-shaped object sold in sex stores and home catalogs used to probe and stimulate the vagina or anus.

(adjective) describes someone who lacks common sense or cannot seem to use logic to make sense of things. That is, their logic and mentality is "floppy" just like a dildo. (the term applies to both men and women).

(noun)
GIRL 1:"Girl, my boyfriend's dick isn't as big as I thought. "
GIRL 2: "You should buy yourself a dildo. It's probably bigger than his dick."

(adjective)
DETECTIVE: "If the man drove her home, and he was the only one at her house at that time, and he myesteriously disappeared, he must have murdered her! Am I right?"
ROOKIE: "I don't get it..."
DETECTIVE: "Dude, you're such a dildo!"

by isa_approved January 11, 2010

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