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diet rite 

the best drink in the world! it's better than sex.
diet rite ownz joo!!!!
diet rite by who? December 13, 2004
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Diet Sprite 

Created in the 1970s, Diet Sprite was Coca-Cola's countermeasure against Pepsi's foothold on the gay community. Essentially, it's a caffeine free, sugar free, fat free, and taste free carbonated beverage. There is no drink more synthetic known to man.
"I'll have an extra-large meatlovers pizza, some breadsticks with extra garlic sauce, a large order of teriyaki chicken wings, and a small Diet Sprite."
Diet Sprite by Prosauce December 17, 2005

Diet Weed 

Cbd Hemp Flower Buds that have super low levels of thc no high at all just calmness
Aye man I got some weed ,aye let me try some, that shit some diet weed
Diet Weed by BROKBOI December 3, 2019

Diet Coke 

The stuff I can't get enuff of; second to sex. Diet Coke is my beverage of choice!!!! I can go through a twelve pack of Diet Coke in two days. I am addicted to Diet Coke.
Diet Coke is the best soda ever!!!
Diet Coke by Lilia October 10, 2005

diet coke 

A drink with no nutritional value but apparently some people like how it tastes. Water seems like a much better substitute for diet coke or diet anything for that matter.
Drive-thru attendant: "Would you like a drink with that?"

Dude 1: "How much is a drink - a diet coke?"

Attendant: "It's 1.29."

Dude 2(in car too): "Dude, ask for water and see if they charge."

Dude 1: "Ummm.. how much do you charge for a small cup of water."

Attendant: "It's free."

Dude 2: "Get that, and one for me too. After all, aren't we saving up for our future rides hopefully?"

Dude 1: "Word." *To attendant*: "Water it is then. We'll have the H two O sweetie."

Dude 2: "Good deal man."
diet coke by Adel7 September 23, 2007

diet whoopass 

A can of whoopass suitible for diabetics.
Tara: I'm going to open a can of whoopass on ya.
Bob: Please don't, I'm a diabetic.
Tara: Fine then, diet whoopass.
diet whoopass by Kay March 21, 2004