Dickwagger

Just break it down

Dick= Cock
Wagger= Tail

DICKWAGGER=COCKTAIL

A woman talking to her friends at work says, "Hey guys, it's been a shitty day, how about some dickwaggers after work?"

by elwkcc March 15, 2011

dickwater

Anything that is uncool or unpleasent to you and the people around you.

Man that was dickwater how john forgot about poker lastnight, and went out with that chick instead.

by gorillaface November 5, 2007

dickwadarrow

a strait shooting dick head consistent in behavior associated with being a prick

driving 10mph under the posted speed limit blocking traffic every day at rush hour and never changing lanes makes one a dickwadarrow

by Harleytom March 4, 2017

dickadmirer

When your about to get head from a girl, or are awaiting the next move from a girl, yet she sits there and strokes your cock for several minutes, and compliments your dick, yet she hasn't complimented your dick with her mouth yet. She just sits there and watches and admires it.

My girlfriend is notorious for being a dickadmirer. I wait for her to put her mouth on me, but instead i get teased.

by rcpthenemesis December 30, 2009

Dickwangle

The stroking of a Micropenis with big balls.

He dickwangled this morning

by Wonderlandalis May 14, 2016

Dickwag

To be used as a substitute for Wank, or Wanker. More american than the term wank.

Also a person who "wags" their "dick" too often/openly

"You dickwag you stole my sandwitch"

by FannyCulo May 12, 2016

dickaddicted

When someone just can't see someone for who they really are and only care about dick, the more dick the better.

Geygia thought Brooklyn's new lad was a cunt, but Brooklyn didn't listen and only cared about the dick, she must be a dickaddicted!

by TheNotoriousBigH January 16, 2017