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Weapons of Mass Destruction

1. Biological, nuclear, or chemical weapons designed to kill on a large scale
2. Things that the US own, but monitors everybody else's use of, because they have some deluded idea that only they can responsibly own them.
3. Also known as NEII (Not Existent In Iraq)
George W. Bush says we must invade Iraq because they had WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION, and then passes resolutions authorizing the US to build more WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION.
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Distractor

A person who continually carries on a conversation on an instant messaging program even though he/she knows you are are trying to complete an important homework assignment or peice of coursework.
Distractor: Yo sup? heres some useless information
Hard Worker: leave me alone im trying to educate myself
by Kieran Patel March 12, 2007
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mass-destruction-pussy

A pussy so nasty and filled with disease that its mear opening lets out a series of toxins so deadly it can destroy the ozone layer and be used as a weapon of mass destruction.
A local slut/whore equipped with a mass-destruction-pussy bends over slightly causeing an army of toxins to decent and every living thing within a 1000 mile radius is evaporated.
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Weapons of Mass Destruction

1. The only thing that detered a massive war between Russia and the United States during the Cold War.
2. Something that stopped a massive invasion of Japan during World War 2 and saved many American soldiers lives.
by Prophecy August 15, 2003
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Weapons of Mass Destruction

1. Any type of chemical, biological, or nuclear weapon.
2. Stock excuse for any nation of the Free World to invade any other nation of the not-so-Free World that they don't like.
1. Saddam has (or rather, had) weapons of mass destruction.
2. We will depose all dictators who have weapons of mass destruction
by wambob July 17, 2003
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El Destructo tour

when you go out in a car in a quest to cause damage to other people's property, namely a mailbox
lets go for an el destructo tour to knobby's mailbox
by Rhyno June 6, 2003
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online destructathon

A game in which Sid from Skins plays and gets pwned by Tony under his undercover name "Wallothet" which is an anagram for, Hello Twat.
I been getting pwned on online destructathon
by Wallothet October 21, 2008
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