When a man defecates in the top tank of the toilet while receiving oral sex from someone pooping and sitting backwards on the seat.
"Hey girl, my dick is real hard and I noticed that we are both have been farting a lot. Perhaps we should A.C. Slater-Upper Decker Blumpkin"
by Juan Perico March 8, 2009
Get the A.C. Slater-Upper Decker Blumpkin mug.Also referred to as 'Going Up Top,' the act of taking a shit in the tank of a toilet. Common courtesy not to flush. Used TP should be placed inside drawers, magazines, or the tank itself. Feel free to throw in any other items you can find in the bathroom during the process.
"Man this party sucks... I'll let 'em know how I feel with an Upper Decker"
"Dude!! You shit in my toilet" -> "Where else did you want me to go?" -> "Not in the top part you fuck!!"
"Dude!! You shit in my toilet" -> "Where else did you want me to go?" -> "Not in the top part you fuck!!"
by ShitBrick February 24, 2004
Get the upper decker mug.Refers to a person without snap or intellegence, i. e. their brain does not function as a normal person's would.
Why did your brother put his penis in the hot tub jet again?
Oh, he's got a few cards short of a full deck.
Oh, he's got a few cards short of a full deck.
by DrHarley06 October 30, 2007
Get the Few Cards Short of a Full Deck mug.A homosexual person who has not come to terms with their sexuality is said to be below deck.
below deck was initially coined to describe the various stages which lead to the coming out of homosexuals.
To fully understand this expression, one must realise that for many years, no one bothered putting much thought regarding the whereabouts of the closet, which happens to be... below deck.
below deck was initially coined to describe the various stages which lead to the coming out of homosexuals.
To fully understand this expression, one must realise that for many years, no one bothered putting much thought regarding the whereabouts of the closet, which happens to be... below deck.
by froggus March 28, 2010
Get the below deck mug.Card playing term referring to a deck of playing cards that has been tampered with in order to affect the outcome of the game. The term is used because such decks are said to have been found to be cooler (in actual temperature) than the immediate surroundings due to someone introducing them from the outside.
by Bro May 1, 2006
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The meal you have with your friends after a long fun night. This meal usually occurs anywhere between midnight - 7am. It occurs at any 24hour actual sit down restaurant that does not have drive through. Usually Sharis, Dennys, Beths Cafe, or 13 Coins. Occassionally it happens at home after a long trip to any 24hour grocery store.
Samuel: I really really need filet mignon.
Bobby: It's 4 in the morning, Sammy, really??
Samuel: It's called Deckfest, and we can go get it at 13 coins. Let's go.
Bobby: It's 4 in the morning, Sammy, really??
Samuel: It's called Deckfest, and we can go get it at 13 coins. Let's go.
by Cassandra Q February 26, 2010
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