deadmen

When someone is so epic that they die instantaneously, ascend to the next dimension, and become a god at Minecraft

Mak: Bro I heard Luc became a Deadmen last night
Aiden: No way, thats insane, never thought he was that epic

by DeadmenInWonder November 17, 2020

DeadBandz

Money With Dead Presidents

he has dead presidents
oh you mean deadbandz?
yes

by DeadBandz January 28, 2021

Deadments

A term used by Trinidadians to refer to something that is funny.

"Aye Kurt look da man now fall dey boi"
"Deadments I weak "

by Go suck yuh muddaa February 7, 2021

Dead Man’s Hand Dutch Rudder

When someone (friend, stranger, homeless person, whoever) is either unconscious or deceased and you grab their hand, wrap their fingers around your erect penis and manipulate their elbow into moving their arm to jerk you off.

“Yo, my buddy was passed out in basically a diabetic coma, so before I called 911 I used him to give me a dead man’s hand Dutch rudder. I even finished right before the paramedics got there. I told them the jizz on his face was just frosting from all the Cinnabon and sodies he ate. They bought it!”

by The Gaudy Ginger February 10, 2021

Dead man’s hand

When being blue balled by a girl, any man can utilize dead man’s hand. Wait for the girl to sleep and gently put her hand on your phallus whilst you fantasize about her jerking you off.

Chad: “So Brad, did you get lucky with Jessica last night?

Brad: “Nah dude, she blue balled me. I used the dead man’s hand though, so eventually she made me jizz.”

Chad: “Awesome”

by Anonymos Maximus July 12, 2021

Dead Man Bounce

When someone of significant importance fakes their own death and goes into protective custody so they can provide the evidence needed to take down “International Crime Rings.”

“JFKJr’s mission is an epic case of “ Dead Man Bounce.”

by Edge of Seventeen July 16, 2021

Deamante

him

If you name is Deamante, then you are him

by nameguy222 November 22, 2021