Time Delay

A nicer way of calling someone retarded.

"YO! That dude is time delayed. He can't figure this shit out."

by A8208266 August 10, 2021

smart delay start

A start that is delayed from its normal time because of a smartphone use.

e.g. (at a petrol servo, while waiting in line)
- "Why isn't this car moving out, they've been finished for 5' now!"
- "They probably do a smart delay start! Honk at them! Or wait until they've finished texting."

by tropicalm October 17, 2017

Delay

When you can't make it to an previous fixed time and you have to delay it for a bit.

Pinv.: We'll have to delay. I can't make at 6 cause mom it's still home and she'll be all up in our business. Somewhere around 7:30 works for you?

by Im7 October 10, 2023

Delay Technique

What a guy conjures up in his head to stop from coming too soon.

I was with this smoke show last night, and one thing led to another, and we were having sex. Luckily, I've got a great delay technique - I just think about my sweaty gym teacher in high school. Adds at least another 5 minutes.

by Mr. Dyche March 27, 2025

The MB Delay

When an email is sent and received, it sits in the inbox of the Customer Service Rep that it was sent directly to, unread for hours or sometimes days. Most email will never get responded to ever. Building up in the inbox, lost forever in the Outlook abyss. When the email is finally replied to, the situation has already long been resolved or a delayed task.

Please also see: mike+brown+task

"I sent an email last week to [e-mail] and have not heard back"
Tech Rep looks over notes and sees that customers email is on the MB Delay.

by TheOnlyICPrincess September 3, 2009

Delay

A nigga in need of money at all times.If you see this man in the streets please tip him
a 20$ or if your feeling generous don’t be afraid to give bro a lil 100$ hard cash.

Yo that nigga delay cute Ngl .

by Jake Clubber November 21, 2021

comics delay

Refers to an impromptu pause in labors that involve old newspapers --- such as cleanup or padding --- to read cartoons that you happen across as you're separating the leaves of the journals prior to using the paper sheets for their intended purpose in your task.

My boss takes a dim view of comics delays, so I just save out any newspaper-sheets that have cartoons on them, and then peruse said funnies during my coffee breaks.

by QuacksO March 25, 2019