Time Delay

A nicer way of calling someone retarded.

"YO! That dude is so time delayed. He can't figure any of this shit out!"

by A8208266 August 10, 2021

Delay Hell

A term used to typically describe a game (or any other work) being delayed multiple times in succession with no hope of actually being released.

Guy 1: Hey, are you excited for Straighty: The Light Resurrection?

Guy 2: are you still hyped about that? It’s gone through Delay Hell, it’s not coming anytime soon.

by Psuedosocial June 15, 2021

DelaY so2

Most useless and most talentless player ever in Standoff 2 Asia. He's now a big fan of gacha game.

DelaY so2

by DelaYwastaken November 17, 2021

Relationship delay

The long pauses that occur between replies when texting or chatting with a friend on Facebook. This delay can be explained, after investigation, by their preoccupation with talking to their boyfriend/girlfriend, who is also online.

Friend One: Hey! How are you
8 minutes later.
Friend Two: Oh, hi. Sorry, distracted. I was talking to this boy.
Friend One: Relationship delay..
12 minutes later.
Friend Two: What?

by VioletPretzels July 29, 2012

smart delay start

A start that is delayed from its normal time because of a smartphone use.

e.g. (at a petrol servo, while waiting in line)
- "Why isn't this car moving out, they've been finished for 5' now!"
- "They probably do a smart delay start! Honk at them! Or wait until they've finished texting."

by tropicalm October 17, 2017

poop delay

When someone is late because they (or someone they're traveling with) takes an excessively long poop, therefore causing a delay in the plans.

Sorry we're late to the poetry reading, we were set back about 20 minutes due to my husband's poop delay.

by The mad shatter July 9, 2019

The MB Delay

When an email is sent and received, it sits in the inbox of the Customer Service Rep that it was sent directly to, unread for hours or sometimes days. Most email will never get responded to ever. Building up in the inbox, lost forever in the Outlook abyss. When the email is finally replied to, the situation has already long been resolved or a delayed task.

Please also see: mike+brown+task

"I sent an email last week to [e-mail] and have not heard back"
Tech Rep looks over notes and sees that customers email is on the MB Delay.

by TheOnlyICPrincess September 3, 2009