Damien

A little sloppy asshole who never smiles and eats dick all day. He's tall and takes the bus home every day.Damien is a dumb ass

That kid is such a Damien

by Sir willam January 25, 2016

Damien

That stereotypical gay guy who is confident as hell and is up for anything

OMG WHERES DAMIEN, THERE’S TEA NEEDING TO BE SPILLED

by ...tea March 5, 2019

DAMIEN

DAMIEN

Means handsome devil stallion. Baked Russian gave me the name in the winter forest when we were fighting black faces for land in the astonishing Estonia mountain tops

Damn Damien is a stallion

by DIABLOBLANCO6869 February 7, 2019

Damien

He is a dumb Asian piece of shit, he has no friends and his parents don't love him, he always tries to fit in and will get bashed when he tries. He is the bald-headed class clown who no one likes. If Damien is your friend run away as fast as you can.

Guy 1: Is Damien your friend?
Guy 2: Yes why?
Guy 1: RUN AWAY!!!!!

by FuckDamienHeSucks May 29, 2019

Damienism

The use of slander or slurs agains someone named Damien.

This is downright damienism.

by Kyle_Loki February 10, 2020

Damien

Despite the name, it’s said Damien actually does not have a long stone. Damien is known as a weak beta male who watches Anime into the early hours, living in constant darkness, hiding away from sunlight. He eats nothing but Chinese food and likes to dip prawn crackers in soy milk.
Damien is very cowardly and will often flee at the first sign of potential confrontation. He falls out with friends over the pettiest of matters. No one has heard from him in many months.

“Have you seen Damien recently? I heard he got gyro from eating too much soy”

“Yeah I saw Damien in town last week. He dropped his pint and ran away”

by Boozdog November 24, 2021

Damien

Some fucking bloke who just fucks off mid internet fight because he can’t even manage to charge his phone.

“Where’s Damien? Did you stab him?”
“Nah. His phone died, useless cunt”

by 🖤👑💎 July 27, 2018