Daily Star

A rubbish tabloid rag which is sensationalist, spreads fake news and conspiracy theories. They are the same newspaper who believed that the moon landing was a CIA hoax, claims that the 9/11 was an inside job and that the bible predicted it, says that an asteroid is approaching the planet earth and that the end of the world is upon us every month. They even claimed that Aliens are coming and created article on how to protect your brain from mind control. They say that using a 'thought screen helmet' prevents aliens from performing any kind of mental control over us. I wouldn't reccomend reading this paper if you are concerned with reliable information because this paper will just end up shoving conspiracy claptrap in your head if you are easily brainwashed.

'Daily Star are a bunch of crazy conspiracy theorists and doom mongers'

by UltimateDoge February 21, 2021

Daily Spanking Moments

The Youtube channel 'Daily Warzone Moments' if it was dedicated to spanking!

Jack, Daily Spanking Moments just uploaded and... and... JACK, PICK UP THE FUCKING PHONE NOW! THIS IS NOT A FUCKING DRILL!

by Jack Spank9049 June 3, 2021

Daily Mailing

To be purposefully misquoted for more laughs

Verb, Stop daily mailing me, now everyone thinks I have a clown fetish, I just said they were funny sometimes.

by Stubbedout August 20, 2021

Daily Essentials Shopping

Milkbasket.

Housemate 1: We're out of vegetables, cheese, milk and pasta! We need to do some Daily Essentials Shopping if we wish to eat tomorrow!

Housemate 2: No problem. Let's just Milkbasket everything.

by PunPundyt November 24, 2021

Daily Essentials Shopping

Milkbasket.

Housemate 1: 'The maid didn't cook because we're out of everything! We need to do some Daily Essentials Shopping!'

Housemate 2: No worries. Let's just Milkbasket it! It'll be here by 7 AM!

by PunPundyt November 25, 2021

daily schedule

something that no one actually follows…

Me: did you finish your homework yet?
Friend: no… but it’s on my daily schedule!

by berrylea December 3, 2021

daily chat

a chatroom in the geometry dash daily level's comment section, mostly made up of annoying 8 year olds using the cat icon and that never shut up. one day I'm gonna grind them all into a paste and spread the paste on my toast i can't fucking stand them

"yo man the daily chat sucks now"

"yeah"

"btw sussy obama balls fard"

"get the fuck out of my house"

"no u"

by Yevle (cool) March 26, 2022