not dressed for the occasion

This is a phrase I heard in the film "Bridget Jones's baby" meaning… A man who isn't using a condom during sex, preferably with a one-night stand. therefore he's not doing his part taking the necessary precautions one should in a temporary sexual relationship.

I made my girlfriend pregnant, I guess I was "not dressed for the occasion"

by Little_puppet March 07, 2017

Dressed Out

The specific kind of stress associated with trying on, or shopping for, clothes. Can also refer to the consequence of this stress, often a complete disinterest in clothes.

Ex. I just saw myself in the dressing room mirror and now I'm dressed out.

Ex. What do I even wear to this party? I'm so dressed out.

by WordPredictor December 31, 2019

eating dress

Morbidly obese female's favorite dress to wear on special occasions to eat.

Sally May Jessy has on her eating dress since the whole family is going to Golden Corral.

by BrianCharles August 03, 2022

Up A Dress

If you really like someone you can say you up a dress them then with a number saying how much you like them

Barry I Up A Dress You 1000

by Wang Dangler890 March 17, 2019

Dress Codes

a fucking bullshit system that is sexist af and shouldn't exist
most of the time at least

urban dictionary has dress codes now and wouldn't let me publish this shit for the longest fucking time

by I protest online motherfuckers May 20, 2022

dryer dress

1. (verb) To get dressed by taking clothes out of the dryer because you were too lazy to fold them and put them away the day before

I woke up late, so I had to get dryer dressed.

by Juuuergen May 06, 2011

Flower dress

When a male is behaving like a girl.

John is acting like a flower dress again. Jack has got his flowers dress on.

by Ashac September 11, 2019