Cyrus

When someone has smoked too much cannabis, and then falls asleep in the most uncomfortable position, and in stupid places

Oh no, he's gonna cyrus

by MasterOfTheHerb June 22, 2011

cyruss

An amazing strong individual with a fierce love of family and friends. A defender of the weak. Protector of life and love! The that shines above!

I want a Cyruss kinda life

by kkcrazy Ok December 29, 2015

Billy Ray Cyrus

Billy Ray Cyrus is a Kentucky singer-songwriter, actor, and country music star. He is only 46 and has produced 2 children of the famous variety. Trace Cyrus guitarist and singer for the band Metro Station and Miley Cyrus the annoying little singer that is the queen of Disney.
It is incomprehensible to link Trace Cyrus as to being Billy Ray's son.
Billy Ray is also an annoying man and his daughter was obviously beaten with an fugly stick.

Metro Station Fan: "OMG! TRACE CYRUS IS SO HAWT."
Friend of Fan: "...You know his dad's Billy Ray Cyrus..."
Metro Station Fan: -head explodes-

by anonymousISlegionx October 14, 2008

Cyrus the Bear

Native to the Northern Virgina area, Cyrus the Bear is about 5 feet tall and is very aggressive. He is relatively smelly and eats large amounts of salmon. Cyrus escaped from the Zoo and dressed up as a human to attack retarded fish and pretty school girls that are easy to catch and eat. He enjoys rubbing against trees and smelling butts with his big Bear nose. He likes to drive a stick shift.

Survival Tips:
-Run; Cyrus the Bear is very slow do to his short fat legs.
-Throw a Textbook; Cyrus the Bear is normally afraid of anything that contains intellectual information.
-Guns are not effective; do to his thick fat hide guns will only slow him down, best bet is to throw a fish to distract him.

Fact; The only one to ever take down a Cyrus Bear was the mighty hunters Julian and Clark. It was a long battle, but victory was theirs. However after the battle Cyrus escaped and is still taking lives. Cyrus the Bear has been known to take on as many as 50 men at once. Julian and Clark are continuing their hunt for the King Cyrus Bear....

-"HOLLY SHIT!, Danny look out! There is a big Cyrus BEAR! RUN before Cyrus the Bear eats you!!!!

-You hear what happen to Erin? She was eaten by Cyrus the Bear after school!

by dangerousbob April 1, 2007

Miley cyrus

1. Untalented whore, Posts nude photos for girls and says shes selling them for "charity"

2. Crack head with 12 kids she dosent know about, has had breast implementation 5 times.

Most rejected person in the world and needs to find a boy friend. Ps. did i mentions shes gay?

Miley cyrus walks into the store and a girl says" OMG IT MILEY" "LETS KILL HER"

by Noah D whitehouse February 6, 2009

Miley Cyrus

A once somewhat cute girl and the singer of some... ahem... pop music under the name "Hannah Montana," who made Hannah Montana the Movie, before contracting a rare disease that caused her hair to fall out, have an unnatural desire to make out with everything, and mistake heavy demolition equipment as viable things to ride.

Idiot: Holy crap I love Miley Cyrus so much!!!!!!!!1

Upstanding Citizen: Dude, have you seen her since 2010?

by TheDefiniteForce December 23, 2013

Cypress

Cypress. A very rare name only give to few SPECIAL children. If you have the name Cypress, your friends have the names, Emma and Anika. Cypress is the name of the most important member of the Ninja Counicl!

:-) ♥♥♥Cypress- LOL♥♥♥

Anika: Hey Cypress! I'm a ninja!
Cypress: OMFW TRIPPY!
Emma: Hey Cypress! I made you a waffle!
Cypress: OMFW TRIPPY!
Anika:Hey Cypress! You brother got stolen by the principal!
Cypress: OMFG Triii.... Woah WHAT?!
Anika: HA HA JK

Emma:You guys are so funny! Ha ha ha
All: HURRAY!

by NamerKid December 14, 2011