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bell curve of banter 

The Bell Curve of Banter is a scale used to determine whither a joke or action is funny or "too far". One would compare the action which has just occurred with a typical bell curve with the very apex of the curve being top notch banter where everyone is having a great time. If any parties involved are adversely affected to the point where they are no longer enjoying themselves then the current exchange has surpassed the Bell Curve of Banter.
John: "Did you see that?! I just ruined Mike's chances with that girl!"
Gary:"Nah man. That's too far. You've surpassed the bell curve of banter."

Slow curve

A slow curve is when you are being rejected in a slow and deliberate manner.
I been texting this girl and her texts have been getting shorter and shorter. I am on a slow curve bro
Slow curve by SkizzUnited August 17, 2016

Jelly Curve 

The Jelly Curve is whatcha say when yah duhnt know whatta say
Guy 1: Yo spitz, what’s the nizatch?

Guy 2: I duhnts man, Jelly Curve

Thung Curve 

Often referred to the people that have the Thung Curve, which referrers to a man having an unusual Curve around their

mask, though there must be some kind of Asian presence near the Thung Curve.
Wow Antonio, you are such a Thung Curve! - Incorrectly Used
Wow Antonio, you have such a Thung Curve! - Correctly Used

Review Curve 

An annual review where you were told in person you were great, outstanding, etc. and then receive a "medium" written review because the "Review Curve" says that you can't give it to more than one person on your team.
Although my boss said I was an outstanding employee last year in the review meeting, I got review curved and received a "3" on my annual review.
Review Curve by Brook Byrnes February 9, 2023

jacker's curve 

When a man's penis bends a bit to the left or right (because of masturbation)
jacker's curve by Fapper696969 December 29, 2013