Physical Leap Cruncher

Surprise sideways leap by an individual to the shoulder of an unsuspecting person (the crunch) for the purpose of creating new awareness in the recipient. An LC is not intended to inflict physical harm but rather is intended to be symbolic of the need for a change in one’s direction in life. The result is discombobulating of mindfulness of the recipient in order to gain new awareness. The bemusement of the recipient may last minutes, hours, days, months, years, decades or even for life.

1. Dave delivered a lasting physical leap cruncher.
2. Gary was the recipient of a nasty physical leap cruncher and hasn’t been the same since.

by Gary Schroeder December 3, 2020

Crunchy Granola

Noun. A person who is lives in a healthy, green, vegetarian way. This person often supports Greenpeace and other such environmental and anti-war groups.

Aislin is a crunchy granola, and I think she was awesome at the anti-war ralley today!

by Kag September 11, 2006

crunch a grumpy

1. to deficate with great intensity

"John won the bet by eating 5 lbs of cheese, but he spend 3 sweaty hours crunching a grumpy."

by thetrots December 12, 2003

polynesian crunch

When you sit up-right, and crunch your stomach in, like you were doing a vertical sit-up. You do this repeatedly so that the food from your stomach goes down into your intestine, and you can eat more.
This is very helpful during eating competitions, and when you don't want to offend people at dinner. You can do it very subtly if you are good.

Dude, that guy dropped three stakes on my plate, what am I gonna do?
Don't sweat it man. Just work em out with the Polynesian crunch!

by Cornfed_88 December 19, 2008

Crunch

A person with such an overwhelming personality, it sucks the energy out of their peers.

"Kim, would you ever date that guy?"
"Nah Wang. He cute but he mad crunch doe."

by Mrs. 305 December 12, 2013

crunch out

to leave in a hurry.

"Crap, there's my ex. I'm going to have to crunch out before this gets nasty."

by mic dundee July 23, 2007

Crunchy Munchies

When Napalm was dropped on cities, the soldiers would call the burnt up babies “chrunchy munchies”

Crunchy Munchies
Soldier 1: Looks like we’ve turned the nursery into a pile of Chrunchy Munchies
Soldier 2: *chewing* They’re strangely saltier than usual

by xovro June 30, 2018