Having an extremely intense bowel movement that requires a long duration of pushing and squeezing while "ghost-pedaling" an imaginary gold spinning loom while hunched over.
by ptoohey October 6, 2006
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Alistair: are there any Dorito's left?
Clancy: no, sorry we just finished them
Hans: you can have the crumbshot if you want it...
Clancy: no, sorry we just finished them
Hans: you can have the crumbshot if you want it...
by Freasy June 9, 2009
Get the crumbshot mug.The Bloody Crumpets are Emilie Autumn's brigade of backing dancers/singers and the rest of the Asylum (not counting Emilie and the Muffins/Plague Rats/fans). This troupe of girls give her live shows (famous for their muffins and tea, extravagant performances, electric violin playing, glittery corsets and audience interaction), even more of a circus-like feel. Not only backing dancers and singers, the Crumpets have a very big part in the Asylum, co-existing happily among Emilie and fans, and many of the fans attend the live show to see them as well as Emilie - in fact, many of her fans are fans of the Crumpets as well and members of Veronica's Kissing Army, Contessa's Cannibal Tribe, Captain Maggot's Pyrate Crew, etc.
As of 2011, the lineup currently consists of:
The Naughty Veronica
The Lady Aprella
The Blessed Contessa
Captain Maggots
Suffer, the Bear.
As of 2011, the lineup currently consists of:
The Naughty Veronica
The Lady Aprella
The Blessed Contessa
Captain Maggots
Suffer, the Bear.
The best things about Emilie Autumn concerts are her amazing songs, the effort put into it, and of course, the Bloody Crumpets.
by misspipedream April 24, 2011
Get the Bloody Crumpets mug.1. A recent commercial declared by Stephen Colbert to be a beacon of hope that will lead us to regaining our cultural unity as a nation.
2. A synonym for unbelivable used for humorous effect.
2. A synonym for unbelivable used for humorous effect.
1. "If America is to prevail in World War III, we'll need some sort of common experience to bond us as a people... I believe the love for the word "Crumbelievable" is just the thing we need. Soon enough we'll be seeing crumbelievable t-shirts selling like hot cakes.
2. "Gas prices these days are outrageous! Crumbelievable, even."
2. "Gas prices these days are outrageous! Crumbelievable, even."
by filliam_h_muffman_fan_86 August 24, 2006
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This game is played with two people.
One willing and one not.
We will call the willing Team A
we will call non willing Team B
Team A waits for the perfect time. The busiest hour of the day where all office blocks are quite. (It is important to have from 30-100 ripped out papers available). Once there is complete quite Team A repeatedly takes out a paper and crumbles it as loudly and awkwardly as possible. Team B will either get curious or greatly annoyed by the 15th paper. Team A scoring is as follows
1 point- Team B kindly asks them to stop
2 points- Team B asks them to stop in a rather demanding tone
3 points- Team B tells them to stop.
ex: Stop!
5 points- They are warned to stop
ex: I swear to god dennis if you dont stop
7 points- They are screamed at
ex: You lousy motherfucker stop that shit!
10 points- If they are physically abused
ex: One more fucking time dennis and i'll bash your head in :reaches over and chockes team a:
Auto win: If Team B quits job
If Team A gets too 30 points they win
If Team B ignores Team A, Team B auto wins because Team A did not get any points.
If Team A gets more than no points but less than thirty nobody wins.
Hypothetically Team A always wins. Cause its cool like that.
Winner gets satisfaction.
This game is played with two people.
One willing and one not.
We will call the willing Team A
we will call non willing Team B
Team A waits for the perfect time. The busiest hour of the day where all office blocks are quite. (It is important to have from 30-100 ripped out papers available). Once there is complete quite Team A repeatedly takes out a paper and crumbles it as loudly and awkwardly as possible. Team B will either get curious or greatly annoyed by the 15th paper. Team A scoring is as follows
1 point- Team B kindly asks them to stop
2 points- Team B asks them to stop in a rather demanding tone
3 points- Team B tells them to stop.
ex: Stop!
5 points- They are warned to stop
ex: I swear to god dennis if you dont stop
7 points- They are screamed at
ex: You lousy motherfucker stop that shit!
10 points- If they are physically abused
ex: One more fucking time dennis and i'll bash your head in :reaches over and chockes team a:
Auto win: If Team B quits job
If Team A gets too 30 points they win
If Team B ignores Team A, Team B auto wins because Team A did not get any points.
If Team A gets more than no points but less than thirty nobody wins.
Hypothetically Team A always wins. Cause its cool like that.
Winner gets satisfaction.
" Stop that shit Jimmy Fuck this shit i quite"
"Haha! I jsut fucking won?"
"what?""Oh shit!""Fine man you won this time"
thats crumperture for you!
"Haha! I jsut fucking won?"
"what?""Oh shit!""Fine man you won this time"
thats crumperture for you!
by dennisd95 January 19, 2009
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These dutty women will masturbate on a train, Fuck on a toilet seat with a shit that hasn't been flushed, wipe their pussy clart with a used sanitary towl from the park and even let a dog lick their poontang full of pedigree chumb.
These dutty women will masturbate on a train, Fuck on a toilet seat with a shit that hasn't been flushed, wipe their pussy clart with a used sanitary towl from the park and even let a dog lick their poontang full of pedigree chumb.
'Ay Blad see that crumb bitch over there lickin a whiteboys batty??'
'Dat crumb bitch Cassandra got arrested for pissin on a tramps dog while he was asleep'
'Ay blad don't try it with her yeh, she's a dutty crumb bitch fam, trust. Peeps been sayin she put a broken bottle of vodka up her pussy hole!'
'Dat crumb bitch Cassandra got arrested for pissin on a tramps dog while he was asleep'
'Ay blad don't try it with her yeh, she's a dutty crumb bitch fam, trust. Peeps been sayin she put a broken bottle of vodka up her pussy hole!'
by HighRankinBludclart July 2, 2012
Get the Crumb Bitch mug.1.) A young man who is unsuccessful when he talks to girls.
2.) The act of talking and trying to hook up with a girl but failing miserably.
2.) The act of talking and trying to hook up with a girl but failing miserably.
by Fego May 26, 2008
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