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Crowel

Pronounced like foul

Similar use to fuck, drill, split, streel etc...

To make vigorous, often violent, viscious or even forcable or animalistic love by means of penetration of any orafice with the turgid male genitalia.

Used mostly in a derogative manner, wsualy towards women, but may be adapted to suit any situation, even to denote a violent act without sexual action at all.
1- Watch me Crowel this little straggler.

2- I crowled her, Vince!

3- Remember that bitch who I crowled?

4- You have been charged with the crowling, without consent, of ------. How do you plead?

5- You could end up crowling her...

6- You know, crowling animals is both wrong AND illegal.

7- Can I crowel you in the ass this time?

8- Did you see that?!? That doberman just jumped out of the shadows and crowled the absolute fuck out of that kitten!

9- I'll Crowel your ass for that, Taffer!
by Aquateddy May 31, 2006
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A term for all the prudes,fundamentalist etc. in the world because they believe that God will even send you to hell for jacking off.
He's in the go to hell for jacking off crowed.
by The Fury 13 December 3, 2010
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Related Words
Crower Crowe Croner crowder Crowed chower Croper Clower Croder crogers

crowcrow

A booger in your nose; snot.
My nose is full of crows! Pass me a tissue so I can blow these crowcrows out of my nose.
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crowner

The erection of a crow (a crow-boner).
Crow 1 - Check out that hot crow!

Crow 2 - Wow, she's giving me such a raging crowner... I'm gonna need a few minutes before I can fly.
by Ziggy l May 10, 2009
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Cronerati

A seriously hooked up car, of far-east origin, a hybrid consisting of Italian and Nicosean parts, kicks any Lambocivic's and Lanbo's ass, has a boomin' system that cats notice before it's even near them, is rollin' on bad ass 15 spoke crome dubs, has won many street races between Makedonitissa and Soutzou
Cronerati 1.8 V6 as owned by Tommy Bahama the Great
by Civic Test Driver July 8, 2005
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cowern

The stinky crud that develops between the toes. Toe jam.
I've been wearing these shoes for a very long time, and now my toes have cowern between them.
by Trident3 October 29, 2010
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Crowe's Constant

A multi-universe theory, similar to Murphy's law, that essentially states anything that can be altered by freak scientific accidents/discoveries will indeed be changed forever.

It's a scalar value that actually increases and decreases as function of the proportional distance to Dr. Crowe.

Common phenomena explained by it include:
Faster than the speed of light gravity
Missing dissertations
Infinite positions for the coefficient of friction
Multi dimension travel
Missing Singaporean scientists
Student-"Dr. Crowe, I just heard that scientist think the graviton is mediated by a faster than light force, pretty cool stuff but kind of outlandish don't you think?"

Dr. Crowe- "This is big...."

Student- "I can feel the Crowe's constant building"
by Fromthefuture April 16, 2011
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