"What are you wearing?"
"Crocs."
"Crocs."
by blahblahx14K July 20, 2023
Get the crocsmug. -Croc dick (Noun)
Croc dick is known as the influenced state of genitalia of a man who casually wears crocs. It has been told that the sheer, unappealing fashion of a mans crocs can spread a powerful source of virgin energy through the feet and legs till it plateaus at the dick. This results in the victim's dick being rubbery and almost constantly flaccid (sort of like the croc itself.)
Croc dick is known as the influenced state of genitalia of a man who casually wears crocs. It has been told that the sheer, unappealing fashion of a mans crocs can spread a powerful source of virgin energy through the feet and legs till it plateaus at the dick. This results in the victim's dick being rubbery and almost constantly flaccid (sort of like the croc itself.)
Person 1: Heyyy, bout to go get my dick appointment with Hudson
Person 2: Gurl you about to have a bad time, I saw him with crocs on the other day
Person 1: Oh for real? He probably got croc dick then.
Person 2: Gurl you about to have a bad time, I saw him with crocs on the other day
Person 1: Oh for real? He probably got croc dick then.
by The Soyest Milk August 19, 2021
Get the croc dickmug. The kind of boy who walks out of a room wearing pink crocs on his hands, and then screams and/or cries when you call him croc-hands.
by EliteSniper4000 October 3, 2016
Get the Croc-handsmug. by What a crazy world we live in October 29, 2022
Get the Crocsmug. I already posted an apology video, but I need crocs and socks or I'll get canceled. I'll tweet a notes app screenshot too.
by casamlf September 21, 2022
Get the crocs and socksmug. by Jagzilla4 January 21, 2020
Get the National crocs daymug. 