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Croc Slap

When you take off someone's Crocs because they're a weak male and then cum in them. Afterwords you proceed to slap them across the face with said Crocs.
I Croc slapped my friend after he said some very strange things to me the other day.
by MrMagicFingersz March 5, 2020
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crocs and socks

This is when SNL has no better idea for a skit to write so they make one about the ugliest man on earth having on crocs with socks and by wearing this you announce that you are a puppeteer and are really poor.
Mat Shatt wears crocs and socks he really must be a puppeteer
by TheFakeBillCosby May 24, 2018
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croc me

being cold/mean towards someone
“why you croc me”
by youngTHIRTY August 12, 2021
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National crocs day

wear crocs all day for February 12 and hop on the wave
by Jagzilla4 January 21, 2020
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Croc-Shuffler

An employee who shuffles around either within their department or between different departments, with files in hand, appearing to have purpose but not really getting anything done at all. Originates from the footwear worn by people in health care settings and the frustration felt by onlookers.
"The onlookers in the waiting room watched the croc-shuffler walking up and down the corridor, looking aimless and not actually getting anything done."

"Do something then, you aimless croc-shuffler!"

"They're just a bunch of croc-shufflers!"
by Juliaabb August 5, 2022
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Croc strap

Essential in intercourse. Primary use during standing doggystyle as a handle for the female to grasp onto. Secondly during missionary. The female will typically use these to spread her legs
Spread your legs a little more baby.

“Mmm let me grab my croc strap
by Asmryoass June 14, 2022
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Crocs

Literally the best thing too ever happen
Also could be used a an nickname for a dong
hey bro, nice crocs!”
“Your crocs are hard!”
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