Comic

Short for Comic Sans MS, an overused (and ugly) computer font.

Teachers usually think that there are only three fonts: Comic, Times and Arial. It's a pain in the ass for Linux/Mac users since Comic Sans MS is a proprietary font exclusive to Microsoft Windows.

Teacher: For tomorrow, write an essay on Greek philosophers. Type it on the computer in Comic 12.

Linux user: Fuck!

by Delta009 November 6, 2008

Wankers Colic

A debilitating disease, which affects those chronically lazy bastards who can't be arsed to get off their fat sweaty buttocks and get a job. Those who drink Tennants super and watch Trisha.

Dole Bludger, or council house scrounger

by Magic Doc October 24, 2003

conical flask

Woman who has a physical appearance of thin upperbody and very large arse. Predominantly found above the age of 22.

"Oi, Lee. I'd have done your Ma by now if she wasn't such a conical flask"!

by L. Stevens December 9, 2008

rage comic

Poorly-drawn comics that usually describe something that angers, Frustrates or enrages the Author,and humors a third party, usually a first world problems, These Comics originally had a small number of "faces" that were drawn by one Author and then reused for other comics, but as the popularity of rage comics have increased, so have the number of faces. Some have become "standard" or well known faces, and thus no longer need the tag line to understand the meaning of the face. Along with the increase in faces, there have been websites popping up that will help users to create their own rage comics

I was reading rage comics on reddit and some guy stubbed his toe against his coffee table

in a rage comic i read this morning the author was angry because her boyfriend didn't want to listen to her music but made her listen to nickelback

by Rageing Dictionary February 22, 2012

Comic Book Zeroes

Comic Book Zeroes are a young 4 piece Powerpop band from lincolnshire. They are all perfect examples of the myspace generation.
Formed in February 2008, they are fast becoming quite popular with the "emo" crowd.

Guy 1:Did you check out Comic Book Zeroes?

Guy 2:Yeah! Nobody understands me like them!!

by Tom Freighton July 2, 2008

comicred

n--similar to street cred: rich knowledge of comic book and graphic novel culture, history, and canon

Dude, my brother's got huge comicred--his comics collection rivals John Cusak's record collection in High Fidelity.

by bodhibound November 23, 2007

comic strip

a striptease gone horribly wrong.

Instead of being an act of chaste undressing,it ended up being a comic strip.

by anhedonian July 6, 2011