Hair Cottage

Slang for vagina, specifically an unshaven one. Not to be mistaken for a shaven one (see: Bare Cottage).

Tony : hey Frank, how was your date with Suzy yesterday?

Frank: pretty good...
Tony : yeah? Did you get a tour of her hair cottage?

Hair Cottage by IGSDann April 21, 2017

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swiss cottage

A good hearted third party who services two men who want to get their end away, but don't like each other very much. Often known to use geometrically unusual chocolate.

Helmut and Pierre had never seen eye to eye, but Toby was the perfect swiss cottage, tossing them both off without either of them so much as grazing thighs or losing national pride.

swiss cottage by HBeck June 24, 2018

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cottage cheese • Cottage • cottage core • Cottage Pie • cottager • cottage cheese ass • cottageing • cottage back • Cottage Cheeks • cottage cheese legs

Crotch Cottage

The shit you get between the thighs from major sweat!

Damn it's so hot in here I've got Crotch Cottage now!

Crotch Cottage by Str8sexychk May 5, 2023

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Go to Zsolt’s cottage

Get fucked in the ass by mediocre dick for the whole night and talk business the next morning.

I’ve been in Zsolt’s cottage and I’ve got a new project ! I need to go to Zsolt’s cottage to get the new project.

Go to Zsolt’s cottage by qwertyuiop2097 June 4, 2019

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salty cottage cheese

Finely aged and fermented sperm: typically found in refrigerators, closets, or more commonly, back allyes in Brooklyn.

Example: Girrllll I just had the best salty cottage cheese last night! I felt like I was wined and dined.
Example: What is this in the fridge? Oh that is just some salty cottage cheese. Nice!

salty cottage cheese by Satan's_Sweaty_Grundle June 16, 2016

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Boyston Cottage

The place where u send things u dont really want to do. Derived from the word boycott - BOYston COTTage.

Can also be used as an excuse for not doing something.

Place - not gonna go to work today, iv sent it to boyston cottage.
Excuse - "why arent u coming out tomorro?", sorry, cant, im going to boyston cottage.

Boyston Cottage by ste b November 17, 2003

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Flap Jacks and Cottage Cheese

a woman with saggy boobies and a really wrinkled up belly, usually the result of having multiple children

Barb should NOT wear that bathing suit she looks like Flap Jacks and Cottage Cheese!!!

Flap Jacks and Cottage Cheese by Bob1984 July 25, 2010

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