Slang for vagina, specifically an unshaven one. Not to be mistaken for a shaven one (see: Bare Cottage).
Tony : hey Frank, how was your date with Suzy yesterday?
Frank: pretty good...
Tony : yeah? Did you get a tour of her hair cottage?
Frank: pretty good...
Tony : yeah? Did you get a tour of her hair cottage?
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Helmut and Pierre had never seen eye to eye, but Toby was the perfect swiss cottage, tossing them both off without either of them so much as grazing thighs or losing national pride.
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Example: Girrllll I just had the best salty cottage cheese last night! I felt like I was wined and dined.
Example: What is this in the fridge? Oh that is just some salty cottage cheese. Nice!
Example: What is this in the fridge? Oh that is just some salty cottage cheese. Nice!
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Can also be used as an excuse for not doing something.
Can also be used as an excuse for not doing something.
Place - not gonna go to work today, iv sent it to boyston cottage.
Excuse - "why arent u coming out tomorro?", sorry, cant, im going to boyston cottage.
Excuse - "why arent u coming out tomorro?", sorry, cant, im going to boyston cottage.
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