Coronavirus

A virus that causes people to hoard toilet paper, even though it’s not believed to cause diarrhea. I can understand stocking up on 100 rolls for a cholera outbreak, but come on people, this is a lung disease...
Oh no, scary coronavirus, better buy 10000 rolls of tp just in case I get the shits
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coronavirus

A pandemic that started in 2019. Known as Sars 2.0
Peter: I got coronavirus
Bob: AAAA! GET AWAY FROM ME
by mynameisadriansmh April 20, 2023
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Contrary to popular belief a coronavirus isn’t just Covid-19 (Sars-Cov2 or… you know what fuck it) A coronavirus as stated by the oxford dictionary is “any of a group of RNA viruses that cause a variety of respiratory, gastrointestinal, and neurological diseases in humans and other animals.” There cause your uneducated ass thinks a coronavirus is one single disease. Stop spreading lies. Covid is real but there’s other corona viruses some mild some aren’t. Bitch.
Ah shit the doctor said my cold was caused by a coronavirus
by this username sucks July 08, 2021
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Something so bad it could ruin an entire continent.
by garbungle November 05, 2020
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This coronavirus is the strangest virus I've ever heard of. It's very dangerous the way it spreads. It is so mysterious the way it lurks in schools, but then dies at B&Q. It is sneaky. It can spread when buying clothes at M&S but not at Tesco. It is non-alcoholic. It can't spread when you are buying beer. It lives for two days on Amazon boxes, you must wait 48 hours to touch them but It can't survive on takeaway coffee cups, so enjoying a hot cup of costa is safe. It is the most curious thing, how it lives on footballs, ballet bars, even loo seats but dies on WWE ropes. It is spread by hair stylists, dog groomers, and dentists, but not by bank tellers, cashiers, and fast food workers. It's so smart. It won’t bother the first 10 people but it knows when the 11th person shows up so be careful if that’s you. It even knows what you want vs what you need. If you want a massage or your nails done it is very actively on the prowl and not even a mask can stop it but If you need a plumber, it is weak, and a mask will keep it away. It won't affect you in a taxi, but your not allowed to take people in your car. It also seems to be most dangerous after 5:30pm so businesses must start to close before the virus comes out and wreaks havoc upon the populations. Whoever heard of such a smart sneaky virus? 🤔
Coronavirus is cunning like a fox and comes our at night when the pubs close.
by UltimateDoge July 10, 2021
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