cooter smooch

Cooter Smooch: A slang term for cunnilingus. Best used in a southern accent.

i.e. "My old lady loves when I give her a good cooter smooch.

by mikeyvengeance January 26, 2015

cooter bear

A vagina that loves cock so much it eats it like a bear eats salmon.

Shay loves Tony's cock so much that her cooter bear ate it all up.

by 31B20 January 2, 2016

cooper taylor

legend says that this word is a common term referring to a immortal short little Amish man who has allegedly been here since the beginning of time, every time the little guy consumes one of he's elders, he gains their whole life span.

The other day i was walking when something hit my ankle, a short little cooper Taylor yelled at me then did a polish dance.

by the puff puff wizard January 31, 2022

hoover cooter

Simple a vagina that sucks dick. A woman with skills using her pussy to massage and rythmically squeeze a penis like a milking machine on a cow's tit. A slut that (very well)screws everybody but you.

Dude, she is such an asshole. She uses you. How can you stand her. She's not that good looking, either. I don't get it. WTF?

(looking timid) Man, I can't help it. I got sucked in by the hoover cooter. I can't leave the most amazing piece of ass evar. It's like screwing a moist, hot, gentle vacuum cleaner. I'm numb.

by Pors Lynn Throne May 11, 2008

Core Cooler

Laying shirtless on one's back and placing an ice cube in one's belly button. Thought of as clever by trailer trash from the Southern United States. Only effective when the user posesses a ponderous beer gut.

"Earl! Why you layin' all up in the hot sun like that?"

"It's nuthin' Martha; I got's me my core cooler"

by Ladderwalker January 27, 2009

cow cooter

It's in the name.{a big cooter

That hurt my cow cooter!

by cow cooter April 8, 2019

the cooler gang

The coolest of the cool. A gang you’ve never even seen before. They’re pretty much a bunch of jojo nerds on Instagram. The leader is @thecoolerjoseph and co-leaders @thecooleravdol and @thecoolerpolnareff. Also shoutout to @thecoolermark and @the.cooler.dosuke. They post cool content.

The cooler gang is cooler than the surreal gang

by Jonathan Brando May 30, 2019