Cooter Cheeks

When a woman's vagina lips resembles that of butt cheeks.

Her cooters so puffy, she doesn't have cooter lips , she has cooter cheeks.

by @MurderMyPP October 25, 2016

cooter recruiter

wing man.

joe loforese is a hell of a cooter recruiter! golly gee wizzzz.

by good azz chicken April 17, 2011

Cooter Schlag

A mysterious fluid that looks disgusting, and smells like straight trash. Flowing out of a women's vagina.

Ed: How was Becky last night?
John: It was a mistake, she had cooter schlag.

Ed: That's disgusting.

by Dogisgead June 30, 2020

Lying cooter

Literally a lying vagina

"that bitch is a racist lying cooter" sandra

by Hoodoodavoodoo March 23, 2020

kentucky cooter

When you ash a cigar / cigarette in a females vaginal area, then ruthlessley fuck it.

I Kentucky cootered that hoe.

by IsaacTheFidgetGod July 26, 2017

cooter beard

A cooter beard is a mustache/goatee combo that connects and resembles a 1970s vagina, crudely referred to as a cooter.

In an disturbing grooming trend, more and more men are sporting the cooter beard.

by Navinger March 06, 2020

cooter shooter

A female who can, to the amazement of drunken fraternity boys, use her vagina to "shoot" objects such as ping-pong and biilliard balls.

That girl is a "cooter shooter." Last night at the party she laid on the pool table, spread her legs, and sent the 8 ball into the corner pocket.

by Don Levy September 25, 2006