The opposite of a trophy wife. This is the wife you are sent home with when you lose at dating. These women might have been trophy wives if the trophy was given merely for participation rather than performance.
My buddy said it was the trophy wife table, but when I turned around every single woman was past her prime, assuming they even had a prime. It was the consolation wife table.
by Hatch240 March 30, 2011
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I am completely desensitised to any form of excessive pleasure after years of semi-consensual orgies.
by ApricotFields May 22, 2019
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by Brotogé September 15, 2016
Get the Consent mug.another description for virtual reality, especially when it involves multiple users interacting in a virtual space
"consensual reality" and virtual reality were made popular by writers like William Gibson (Neuromancer, Johnny Mnemonic) and Neal Stephenson (SnowCrash) -- to truly understand VR and consensual reality, you should read them
"consensual reality" and virtual reality were made popular by writers like William Gibson (Neuromancer, Johnny Mnemonic) and Neal Stephenson (SnowCrash) -- to truly understand VR and consensual reality, you should read them
"Yes, I achieved a form of sexual intimacy with my partner in consensual reality last night."
"Hey Professor! You mean you banged your squeeze in cyber last night? You da man! I told you VR sex was hot!"
"Hey Professor! You mean you banged your squeeze in cyber last night? You da man! I told you VR sex was hot!"
by dsimms January 16, 2008
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You: I totally got co-consensual masturbation.
That dude and his girlfriend were just co-consensually masturbating in his blue '88 Volvo.
You: I totally got co-consensual masturbation.
That dude and his girlfriend were just co-consensually masturbating in his blue '88 Volvo.
by Biz^2 January 8, 2008
Get the Co-consensual masturbation mug.A situation in Wordle in which the player has correctly established all but one letter, leaving a missing consonant. The cliff occurs when there are more consonants that could work than remaining guesses, leaving the player helpless and in fear of going over the “consonant cliff”
Hey alright! I got SHA*E on my first guess! So it’s gotta be SHADE…nope. Okay, SHAPE!….hmm, SHAME? GODDAMN IT! Here we go, SHALE! FUCK.
Last guess….SHARE??? It’s fucking SHAKE?? ! Fell to my death off the consonant cliff!!!
Last guess….SHARE??? It’s fucking SHAKE?? ! Fell to my death off the consonant cliff!!!
by PhatDaddyRed May 8, 2022
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Pronunciation: emphasis on the 'dater', because it sounds like a real word to an illiterate person. (It's not a real word)
Pronunciation: emphasis on the 'dater', because it sounds like a real word to an illiterate person. (It's not a real word)
Joe: Damn that girl is ugly man, I've seen James pull way hotter ass than that.
Bill: He's a consolidater dude, you didnt know that? He just want's pussy, no matter..
Bill: He's a consolidater dude, you didnt know that? He just want's pussy, no matter..
by BR1612 April 16, 2007
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