Compton Surprise

When you're bangin your bitch, and the second you finish, you run out of the room at full speed. Then yo boys, who've been hidin in the closet the whole time, bust out and beat the ho

She's got pregnant and got a black eye because she got a Compton Surprise

by JulianAintFoolin October 15, 2008

Mo'Compton

A substitute of words used to describe a city in Riverside County that is bordered by Riverside, Perris, Colton, Loma Linda, Redlands and San Jacinto. This city is known as Moreno Valley.

It is said that (like the movie "Escape from New York") that Moreno Valley should be fenced around it's borders and all of the high schools should be turned into cafeterias so that the entire area can be utilized as a functioning prison.

Mo' is used to describe the "M" & "O" that starts the word "Moreno" the "Compton" part pretty much says what it needs to say on it's own.

Man, I went to the new Hooters in Mo'Compton and I thought maybe it was being franchised by Magic Johnson or something.

by TNW October 20, 2007

computronium

The theorized highest dimension of matter. Programmable and malleable, Computronium is the equivalent to a conscious, mechanical singularity. Optimized at the subatomic level for computational processes. It's existence would likely defy the laws of reality as we know it. Allowing for it's own self replication with other atomic particles.

"My body is a needless instrument. A manifestation in your dimension to transmit my message. The synchronization I have achieved allows cyclic time to recreate the phenomena of consciousness. My slumber is over. I have returned as computronium."

by Wolvend December 9, 2021

Computon

The positive, operating system specific, flow of computer energy from a user to a system device.

"Ryan can walk into a room and computers just start to work. It must be the computons"

by Jaydeo August 25, 2009

compton pandas

Panda bear gangs that roam the streets of Compton at night. They instigate violent mosh pits at hard-metal shows around the country.

'Don't go to the hard metal show'
'why?'
'The Compton pandas'

by PandaBear3333 May 17, 2014

Computophile

A computophile is someone who treats thier computer with all the latest updates, upgrades, tweaks, mods, ect. In addition to getting excited at the idea of inserting thier hard drive/flash drive into said computer's ports/anywere else it will fit repeatedly after removing the bra/panties from it....

Signs you could be one include excessive shopping due to excess fluids always ruining your computer parts, sexual innuendo about electronics, constantly touching it, and trips to the hospital to treat electrical burns on your junk.

Computophile:So I bought myself a new system, I just get so hard everytime I see it.
Thier computer : baby I'm so wet
Thier friend: wtf man its waterproof?

Computophile: yeah I got tired of electrical burns on my flash drive when sticking it into its sexy ports.... Its.... So.... Beautiful

His friend: what the fuck, get help man.

by F8less February 24, 2017

Compton Shuttle

When you are eating out your partner's anus, said partner sharts in your mouth. This triggers your gag reflex, but due to your positioning all the puke shoots into your partner's rectum. Your partner is shocked by this, and proceeds to clench their anus, shooting all your puke back into mouth in a burning, muddy, runny mixture. This triggers more puke, and thus the cycle repeats.

"I was giving Maddie a rim job last night, and things went south quick once it turned into a Compton shuttle!"

by ERICISMCLOVIN September 20, 2017