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Compulsive trolling

The inability to go on the internet without trolling.
Although receiving therapy, my compulsive trolling has worsened to the extent where I'm compelled to troll in real life.
by Captainspermoid May 8, 2011
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COMPULSIVE DOWNLOADING DISORDER

COMPULSIVE DOWNLOADING DISORDER (CDD)

Is an anxiety disorder characterized by uncontrollable, wanted thoughts of DOWNLOADING Anything and everything you feel compelled to have or don't have.

SYMPTOMS INCLUDE-

TERA-UNIVERSING:
The Overwhelming feeling that there is never enough storage space on a terabyte or larger hard drive even when half full.

BYTE-NIBBLING:
The refusal to download any thing larger than 500 megabytes in order to conserve storage space.

TORRENT-SURFING:
Searching for the smallest possible torrent file size saving even more storage space and gaining faster downloading speeds allowing you to download more at once.

MAGA-DRIVING:
Excessively shopping online for external hard drives with more storage space just to have an extras. Also known as (GIG HOPPING)
(CDD)

Was searching for a certain TV series and was compelled to download others. COMPULSIVE DOWNLOADING DISORDER
by COMPULSIVE DOWNLOADING DISORDE February 17, 2017
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Computer virus

A computer virus is a type of malicious software, it can take on many forms. from a fake antivirus software to a trojan.

There are 3 critical stages to a virus

The infection

The payload

The execution phase

The infection stage starts when the user getting the virus installs the virus on the target's computer

The payload activates when the infection mechanism executes the virus

The execution starts when the payload is released.
Guy 1: *installs a virus*

Antivirus: You have a virus.

Guy 1: removes the virus

Guy 1: learns to never install computer viruses from phishy websites
by pejafme February 2, 2019
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Obsessive compulsive disorder

An anxiety disorder in which uncontrollable intrusive thoughts and mental/physical compulsions make sufferers miserable. These intrusive thoughts can include violent and taboo obsessions that make the sufferer question their identity.

It's a painful, torturous disorder I'd wish on nobody.
"Emily couldn't eat because her obsessive compulsive disorder made her lose her appetite."
by LilianaB February 14, 2021
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School Computer

Computers that are somehow slower than the 15 year old calculator you found under a bookshelf.
Ah shit. I've got to make a PowerPoint presentation on the school computer. This is going to take forever.
by HamoodHabibi2.0 November 13, 2021
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OK Computer

:(
"Hey Alexa, play songs from OK Computer"
"Playing songs from OK Computer"
*Starts Crying*
by whatismyname182 March 21, 2022
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Colin The Computer

Colin is the computer in DHMIS, a well known YouTube series. His first appearance is in episode 4.
Man, his cosplay of Colin The Computer is amazing!
by What am I doing with life July 27, 2018
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