Onision Complex

he complex of emotions aroused in a father, almost exclusively having a history using manipulation and suffering from narcissism, by an unconscious sexual desire for his daughter.

Person 1: Hey did you hear Greg put his kids's names in his shitty erotica book?
Person 2: Yeah, he probably has the Onision Complex

by RayTheOverlord June 22, 2019

nelson complex

Nelson Complex: A triad of symptoms exhibited by an otherwise relatively healthy patient. MUST be in the setting of an active pandemic. Includes A) normal vital signs B) unexplained anxiety C) an overwhelming desire to go to the hospital, despite specific "shelter-in-place" protocols. First identified in 2020 by a grizzled old paramedic in the far North.

Paramedic: "Ma,am, I understand that you want transport to the ER anyway, but there is no medical necessity present. You would be better off staying home. There is COVID everywhere in the hospital, and you would probably get exposed."
Woman: "But I'm afraid that I might go to sleep, and never wake up! Please, please take me to the ER."
Paramedic: "OK then." and suspects a case of Nelson Complex.

by Muslim Goat November 11, 2020

vulgarity complex

An abnormal mental condition caused by pathological vulgarity that includes immoral and deviant behavior.

He shows extreme pathological and lascivious signs stemming from a vulgarity complex.

by Doctor WTF April 4, 2022

The Girlfriend Complex

A behavior demonstrated by males who are a relationship (and more often than not a new relationship). One with the Girlfriend Complex goes out of his way to insert references to his girlfriend in every facet of conversation as a way of asserting dominance over his buddies, friends, or acquaintances.

Jim, who just began a new relationship has a case of the Girlfriend Complex

Buddy: "Wow Jim, I'm liking the new TV, really nice setup you got here."

Jim:"Thanks, yea my girlfriend told me the same thing last night when we were watching a movie. But now that I think about it, I don't think she was referring to the TV."

by TC_Watson March 4, 2011

Andy Kaufman Complex

Doing and/or saying things that may be funny to you, but maybe not anyone else.

"I'm laughing!!! Aren't you?....." Or another example would be the tags for this page....or this example! Andy Kaufman Complex! I've got it, do you?

by See You In Tea January 9, 2012

Perfect Friend Complex

The Perfect Friend Complex is a mental disorder not really recognized by many people which makes some people feel like they always have to be a perfect friend to their friends and mates. This is usually a provoked by someone getting dumped by a group of friends too many times without being told why. That makes them anxty to know their wrong which they aren't told. Which in turn makes them always feel like they have to be Perfect to evade that from happening again.

I have been dropped by friends without being told why so many times I have developed a Perfect Friend Complex.

by Person#593748 May 31, 2019

Juicy pussy complex

When you think you have the juiciest most fruity tangy vaginal in the world

“Wow my cooter has so much volume it’s so juicy and phat”

“No I think you just have a juicy pussy complex”

by Flomilishit August 5, 2020