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Companionate Romance

That irritating, not especially romantic state that many married couples fall into when they are no longer young and restless- basically, they're friends with benefits and wedding rings. The purpose of this is to prevent passion from interfering with raising their kids. It's a force of nature, and it is incredibly disturbing to watch as it takes place. There is no known cure except divorce.
Bill and Sheryl had been married for fifty seven years and could go for weeks without so much as kissing. Companionate romance strikes again.
by Beckie <33 February 16, 2008
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fudge compactor

Chrithtopher ith a fudge compactor.
by sbo May 15, 2011
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compton ass eddie

Tall lanky White-Nigga Wannabe whos straight outta Del. Thinks he rolls wit aa crew even though we all hate him. Got his nickname because he thinks hes the ultimate nigga...and that hes niggariffic. F*ck him, F*ck his compton ass shizznit! Even his roller hockey coach calls him COMPTON now!!! he drives a S-Dime and thinks hes a badass. He sucks at pool and at hockey. Somebody please execute Compton Ass Eddie...PLEASE...reward offered.
P.S. His girlfriends beat and he thinks he has a big wang. THIS IS NOT TRUE! COMPTON IS LYING TO U ALL!
by Screaming In Silence March 14, 2005
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Compton Sandcastle

When you sutff a garbage can until you can absolutely fit no more in it, and when you go to throw it in a dumpster upside down, the bag stays on the can, but the garbage itself goes into the dumpster, but comes out like sand from a bucket at the beach.
I took the trash out to the dumpster and made a Compton Sandcastle.
by notfunnyhahafunnyqueer February 21, 2011
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Compton Car Wash

Sexual act involving multiple black men ejaculating on one female's face or body, most often followed by the men rubbing their sperm on the girl's face with their penises.
"Hey Winston, wanna come over tonight? That ho bag Jenna will be over tonight, and she wants the Compton Car Wash!"
by TradeMark310 March 12, 2009
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companion

A high-class dame of company in the fireflyverse
they are a cross between the oriental-style Geisha and the classic courtesan of renaissance Italy. often recognized as the highest nobility of the 'Verse
"my cousin hopes to become a companion"
"There are advantanges to having a companion on the ship"
by okelay October 27, 2006
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white compton

Coral Springs. Where the Jews rule the streets pimping the caddys and where their daughters ask daddy for everything.
Daddy, Daddy buy me the new escalade!!!! you wont buy it for me, then im going to kill myself!!!
by Fo'ShizzleJew May 13, 2005
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