come like a bishop 

To ejaculate forcefully with great volume.

Named because of the celibacy of priests, and the considerable buildup of semen compared to a male who masturbates every day.

To replicate this effect one must abstain from self-abuse for around a week, leading to the resulting ejaculate consisting of considerable force, feeling and volume.

"I couldn't jack off for a week...when I got home I gave in and I had come like a bishop"
-K Johnson, WA

come like a bishop by moohalaa October 29, 2006

come a cunt 

To fall over.

(A colloquialism spoken in Scunthorpe)

"hey be carefull you don't come a cunt on that slippery ice"

"oh man, I was walking past some hot chicks and came a cunt, they all laughed"

"look at the bruise on my head, I came a cunt on the way to work and banged it"

come a cunt by stiff peeda February 25, 2009

Come Up 

The specific and describable way in which a person reached a high level of fame or success. Oftentimes people's come up gets hated on because everyones come up is different.

Person 1 "Hey do you Saweetie? She's massive now"
Person 2 "Yeh she is but she came up off of dating Quavo, I can't respect her come up"
Person 1 "Shut up bruh shes still bad asf"

Come Up by Doc Up September 19, 2021

come sock 

when masturbating and no other cleansing materials are available you whip of your sock hence come sock

i was having a fly wank in the toilet there was no toilet roll so i whipped off my come sock and wiped up the seminal fluid

come sock by cred80 March 5, 2009

come and catch this case

If you are underage and you want to date someone who is legal you would tell them to catch your case because it is illegal for a person who is legal to date or have any sexual contact with a minor

1.you can Come and catch this case John
2.You can Come and catch this case

come and catch this case by Rhrhrhrjdjskks April 17, 2017

come get this work 

A term used to tell someone to come get some. Usually in sports

Bunmi: Hey Joe, come get this work in ping pong.

Joe: See you in 5 mins

come get this work by IndyHammer August 15, 2017

come meet my cat 

have a look at my pussy

"come meet my cat"

"would you like me to stroke it?"

"yes, have a look at my pussy..."

"I thought I was going to meet your cat?"

"I don't have cat!"

come meet my cat by wolfiesmifffy September 11, 2014