RC Colorado

The type of car you would expect to see dropping kids off to a soccer game but instead will tear the door off a porsche 911. The mighty 4jj1 engine will easily reach 500,000km with the only weak part of the car being the cvs and steering arm , which are weaker than a 9 year olds arm.

V8 owner: "Yo look at this lil bitch i would smash him in a race"
RC Colorado owner: *blows doors off v8*
V8 owner: *cricket noises*

by PoZZyy February 14, 2019

Colorado Steamer

The Art Of Defecating On Your Lovers Chest While Having Sex In The Snow

While Have Sex Out Side In The Snow John Decided To Warm His Partners Chest With A Colorado Steamer There For Doing His Version of The Cleavland Steamer In The Rocky Mountains In COLORADO

by El Lechero401 March 29, 2010

Colorado brick

When you shit out of an upper floor window or balcony and the shit freezes before it hits the ground.

Dude, I landed a Colorado Brick on that BMW in front of the hotel.

by kcpilot June 10, 2016

colorado streetfight

when you throw hands against a mountain lion

"Hey Bob, did you hear about the Colorado streetfight last February? Dude choked-out a mountain lion!"

by desert_rhea67 February 5, 2019

Colorado o' clock

9:33

It’s Colorado o' clock ! Time to jerk off!

by Memeicide November 24, 2021

Colorado Steamboot

When you’ve snowboarding all day and your toes are cold so you drop a log in each boot to keep warm.

Luke and I got stuck up on nipple from some avi danger so we preformed Colorado Steamboot to keep warm.

by VictorAR December 30, 2021

dusty coloradan

When you date an old lady who recently had hip surgery so when you go back to her place, you can raid the medicine cabinet for her percocet.

I’m combing the nursing homes with plans for a late night Dusty Coloradan.

by DarkDan911 August 11, 2019